Azriel Acotar - Blog Posts

Writing ACOTAR fics???

So I just finished reading the ACTOAR series(super late I know) but I'm absolutely in love with this series 😭

I know I just started writing for Fourth Wing but maybe writing some ACTOAR fics can help with the ACTOAR hangover??? Let me know if that's something y'all want to see :)

Update: I fucked up. He’s listening to the ACTED OUT AUDIO BOOK

Y’all….

I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀

When I get excited or really into a groove while reading sometimes the words jumble together on page. I always end up reading the description of Azriel’s hands as sacred instead of scarred. I think that’s fitting

Since when does Pinterest let you make collages???

Please excuse me as I make several dozen collages of my husband 🦇

Me when my fictional husband ends up with nobody and is sad and unloved: 👿😣😡

Me when my fictional husband ends up happy but is with someone who isn’t me: 😭🤷‍♀️😭

Eris 🤝 Tamlin 🤝 Azriel 🤝 Cassian

“Like him” - Tyler the Creator

“She said that I make expressions like him

My legs to my shoulders to my chin like him

My waist and my posture like him”

What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇

I think most of my problems would be solved if l could watch Azriel and Cassian spar (shirtless)(sweaty)

My favorite part about Azriel’s bonus chapter is how fucking awkward he is.

He does not catch one break. At one point he’s even like “Damn, I need to say something else that was not a socially acceptable answer 😰”

And I swear if that isn’t my own internal monologue constantly

I need help.

I can’t find that cute Azrielxbimbo reader fic where the girl is named bubbles and she accidentally falls through a portal and into Prythian.

Please help!

I definitely think he can manipulate his shadow. He probably hides it during spy work

No one should be this obsessed with a fictional character. The Azriel brain rot is consuming me 😭

Just thinking about how when the bat boys were teenagers they were sneaking wine while Rhys’s mom was out of town and they spilled it on the couch and freaked out so hard they threw all of their magic into trying to get rid of the stain just to end up permanently preserving the wine stain on the couch

Do you think Azriel has a normal shadow? Like he has all of his “magic” shadows but do you think he casts a regular shadow when light hits him? If so, why can’t he control that one? If not, do you think anyone has noticed?

I feel like we moved on too quickly after Helion said that Azriel strangling Eris (at the high lords meeting) was going to be his new fantasy….

Like..

Hold on…

Elaborate…

Please…

The best part about the bat boys being outrageously old is that I’ll never grow older than them. It’s not like they are 25 and I’ll eventually have to stop crushing on them cause I’ll be too old. No. I will be 70 and still be young to them. There would still be a chance… you know… if they weren’t fictional

BIG THEORY!!!!! (Acotar and HOFAS spoilers)

So in the ACOTAR series truth teller is described as an obsidian hilted blade. And then in HOFAS when Azriel, Nesta, and Bryce are in the prison the Asteri tells Azriel he’s not using Truth teller to its full potential….

I have recently been researching scying and divination and one common form of it is looking into an obsidian mirror…..

what if truth teller can act as a scrying device???

It could potentially look into future? One other form of scrying we have seen in the series was when Elain tracked the suriel from across the lands. So maybe it could also track through space….

Wait.

What if truth teller can scry through space and time? Across all dimensions???

Enough of this elriel vs. gwynriel debate. There is only one person Azriel should end up with…

and it’s me

RHYS IS 538 YEARS OLD!!!!!

Do you even know how old that is?

My dude is older than America. America is 248. Colombus (that stupid f*ck) “sailed the ocean blue in 1492” (532 years ago)

He could have been born at the beginning of the rise of Roman Empire and seen in fallen (google says the Roman Empire lasted 500 years. I’m just parroting google)

And that goes for all the other bat boys too!

If they were here (on our timeline) they would have been born in 1486!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone else absolutely DYING to know how Azriel came to have Truth Teller?

Did he get it when he was younger? How long has he had it? Did he find it or was it given to him?

I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Okay, so it’s cannon that Azriel can sing….

Who do we think he sounds like? 👀

Personally I think he sounds like Thom Yorke (Radiohead). He would totally vibe with the song Creep

I’m re watching The Batman with Robert Pattinson, and the opening monologue is so Azriel if he was a vigilante 👀

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.

I’m so delusional y’all……

I took this quiz months ago and then tonight I took it again because I forgot I had already taken this exact one

I got Azriel again tho 👀