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Appetite

Thinking About…

…Thinking about how Beelzebub has an appetite for more than food, often spending his nights with his face between your thighs using his strength to hold you down with a grip that you knew would leave bruises and honestly? Who cares about bruises when he went down on you like you were his last meal on death row. And he won’t stop for hours, not until you’re crying out from overstimulation and your cum is covering his face.Afterall he couldn’t leave his favorite human left unsatisfied.  

Cowboy Beel Drabble <3

Thinking About…..

Thinking about Cowboy!Beelzebub, thinking about watching as he works around the ranch, sweat rolling down his muscular frame. Also thinking about the way he bounces you on his cock out in the stables because you just looked so sweet comin to make sure he rested and also just because he could. Thinking about the way sweat now poured down both of your bodies as the thought of getting caught by one of his brothers flashed through your mind but the risk only intensified your guys’ joint orgasms.

Imagine (Beelzebub)

In which you can feel the pain of your soulmate. You can’t figure out whether your soulmate is just accident prone or has an intense workout regime. But then something happens to your soulmate and you can’t put off meeting them any longer.

(Imagine below the cut)

When you wake up sore every morning since your soulmark activated, you became grumpy.

Sure you were happy to know that you had a soulmate that was fit, but couldn’t they tone it down a notch?

In retaliation, you started working out too, and made sure to go a little overboard to give them a taste of their own medicine.

You  noticed that your soulmate seemed to go a little easier, and you wanted to cry in relief.

But then one day you feel like someone stabbed you in the stomach, and you keeled over in the middle of the street, leaving concerned bystanders to try and help you into a more comfortable position.

You ended up dialing your friends number to get him to come get you.

That one old lady was shooketh when a swirling portal appeared in front of you and a white haired man stepped through to pick you up and carry you to god knows where.

Hell, you were vaguely confused when it happened, but at the moment you were in too much pain to care that your best friend was apparently magical.

When Solomon brought you to the bedside of a ginger man surrounded by six other men, you just about died in embarrassment.

“Who the hell is that and why did you bring them?”

Solomon said nothing, and instead laid you next to the ginger man, who was unconscious at the time.

“Solomon what the hell is going on?”

You were embarrassed, and the fact that he was laying you in a bed next to a man you didn’t know wasn’t helping.

But then he forcefully moved your hand to touch the bare skin of the ginger and the pain melted away.

You knew exactly what this meant, but right then you were thinking less about the fact that Solomon found your soulmate, and more about the fact that the man was taking away your pain.

He too seemed to relax a little, and to the surprise of the other six boys, he pulled you into his embrace.

Affection Headcannons (Beelzebub)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 6/7

General

Beelzebub is always so afraid of hurting you because he’s so big.

Compared to his brothers, he’s more used to physical affection due to all of his time spent with Belphegor.

Beel is also the most open when it comes to attention, and will flat out ask for hugs or kisses whenever he wants them.

Hands

Beels hands absolutely dwarf yours.

When you hold his hand yours is just completely engulfed in his and he finds it adorable.

The man just has big hands.

If he’s not holding food when out in public, you can bet he’s holding your hand.

Beelzebub's hands are always pleasantly warm.

Play with his fingers while cuddling and he’ll just give you the softest smile as he thinks about how happy he is to have you.

Kisses

Not gonna lie, he gets distracted easily.

If Beel is kissing your neck, he’ll add a little nibble here and there because you just smell so good and he got hungry for a moment.

Don’t worry though, he won’t break skin.

He loves kissing your stomach where his pact mark is, and your neck is his second favorite place to kiss.

If you want a kiss on the lips, you’ll either have to pull his head down to your height or he’ll pick you up.

Hugs

To hug Beelzebub is to hug a giant teddy bear.

You just flat out disappear from view as he wraps his arms around you.

He’s always so warm and when he holds you against him and presses a quick kiss to the top of your head?

Boom. Instant blush.

He gets flustered about those innocent kisses too, you just can’t see the faint blush on his face because you’re too busy trying not to fall asleep in his warm embrace.

Cuddles

Cuddling with Beel is like cuddling with a giant pillow.

Although he’s mostly firm muscle, if you lay on his chest then it gets pretty comfy.

Beelzebub is afraid of accidentally hurting you, so he’ll insist that you’re always on top of him when cuddling or the little spoon.

He loves when you trace little patterns on any of his exposed skin while you cuddle.

The two of you fit together like puzzle pieces and he loves it.

Asmo is always squealing about how cute this is whenever you fall asleep on Beel on the living room couch during movie night.

Hello! Sorry to bother you, but I saw you were wanting OB requests, so I'd thought I would submit one 🙂

Angst/Comfort with Lucifer and Beel? (Seperate pls/and romantically). MC is feeling extremely down, her mental health has declined and she just feels empty and disconnected and she doesn't understand why? And she doesn't think anyone will understand so she goes and confesses to them about it?

I apologize if it's to much, thank you 🩷

Of course! And no worries at all, I may not answer requests immediately but I'll try! So, send in a request if you have any!

This is based in the original timeline!

Warnings ;; Bad mental health, comfort from both Lucifer and Beelzebub, (kind of) stress eating in Beelzebub's part, and (technically) alcohol in Lucifer's part, proceed with caution.

Relationship ;; Romantic

Type ;; Headcanons

Lucifer ;; The Prideful Eldest

Seeing you hurt, hurt Lucifer in response.

Lucifer clearly loved you dearly, even if he may have been a little too strict at times, he did love you.

Lucifer's immediate response to your confession was a frown, said frown being replaced with a gentle and comforting smile in the end.

"I'm deeply sorry you're going through such a time, my dear. I love you, dearly. Would you like a glass of Demonus?"

The fallen angel would ask, his voice soft as he gently looked at you.

If you said yes, he'd grab his best and oldest bottle of Demonus, pouring both of you a glass.

He'd slide you the glass, silently sitting next to you in front of the fire in his private study, that hid in the House of Lamentation's library.

He would never pressure you into speaking your mind, he'd only ask that you spoke the truth when you did so.

Beelzebub ;; The Famished Sixth-Born

Beelzebub felt his heart clench inside of his chest at your confession.

He pulled his head out of the refrigerator, looking over at you with a frown.

He stood up straight, holding his left wrist to his chest with his right hand.

His silence filled the room after your heartfelt confession.

After many a moment of silence, he handed you a plate of sweet confectionaries.

"I.. may not know what you're going through exactly, but.. I can always offer you some sweets? They always help me when I feel guilty for Lilith's passing. After all, you're the one who helped me realize that it wasn't my fault. I love you for that, so much."

Beelzebub responded, taking a confection off of the plate and taking a bite.

He continued to hold the plate out to you, waiting for you to take one.

Even if you said no, he'd find something else for you to eat.

Food always helped him, so he'll try to help you with the same thing.

Obey Me! Incorrect quotes

Diavolo trying to convince MC to continue being the babysitter:

NB Diavolo: "What are you talking about MC? You love it here!"

NB MC: "I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome."

Solomon being an old ass man:

NB Solomon: "The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have."

Satan for no reason at all:

NB Mammon: "Do I sound smart, or am I smart? "

NB Satan: "You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest."

Leviathan being depressed:

NB Lucifer: "How are you today?"

NB Leviathan: "Please don’t make me think about my life."

Beelzebub being.. Beelzebub:

NB Beelzebub: "My stomach growled super loud in French."

NB Beelzebub: "I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class."

NB Leviathan: "Bonjour."

NB MC: "Le growl."

NB Mammon: "Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette."

NB MC now that they're a demon:

NB MC: "I am literally evil incarnate."

NB MC: "I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil."

NB MC: "Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort."

Solomon can't cook:

NB Solomon: "I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulhousemate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning."

NB MC: "This is a lie."

NB MC: "I'm literally living with him. This is a lie."

NB MC: "HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS."

MC just wants to go home:

NB Solomon: "I think I'm falling for you."

NB MC: "Then get up."

Levi is sick of Satan:

NB Leviathan: "Satan is okay."

NB Beelzebub: "He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs! And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause he gave me the mackerel eyes, he meant it!"

NB Leviathan: "Beel, Satan threatened me. He threatens Lucifer every day. He probably threatened Diavolo before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair."

Levi self-deprocating:

NB MC: "I'm going the fight the next person who insults Levi."

NB Leviathan: "I hate myself."

NB MC: "Alright, square up."

When MC first came:

NB MC, referring to NB Mammon and NB Diavolo: "Those guys are dorks."

NB Lucifer: "Yes, but they’re my dorks."

Belphegor annoying Lucifer on purpose:

NB Belphegor: "Lucifer, we have a visitor."

NB Lucifer: "Don't tell me it's our babysitter.."

NB Belphegor: "It's MC."

Lucifer being sick of Mammon's shit:

Lucifer: "The greatest trick the diavolo's father ever pulled was changing his name to Mammon."

Mammon bc he's my fav pookie:

Mammon: "So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?"

MC: "Depends. Is your bed comfortable?"

Mammon: "Yes."

MC: "I'd sleep."

Thirteen is going insane:

Thirteen: "Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time."

Diavolo is far too concerned:

*after discussing a plan*

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any questions?"

Diavolo: "Is this legal?"

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any relevant questions?"

Satan loves to boast:

Satan: "I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight."

MC: "What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?"

Satan, already taking off his clothes: "God, MC, you’re so fucking stupid."

It probably wouldn't work anyways:

MC: "Here’s the cold medicine you asked for." *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Thirteen: "...Thanks."

Levi and Garfield:

Leviathan: "I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer room in the basement of HOL with Cerberus."

Math doesn't work:

MC: "Which is correct, seven and five is thirteen, or seven and five are thirteen?"

Thirteen: "Niether."

Thirteen: "Because it's twelve."

Venomous or poisonous?:

Lucifer: "If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous."

Mammon: "What if it bites me and it dies?!"

Lucifer: "Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen."

Diavolo: "What if it bites itself and I die?"

Lucifer: "That's voodoo."

MC: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Lucifer: "That's correlation, not causation."

Asmodeus: "What if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Solomon: "That's kinky."

Barbatos: "Oh my goodness."

:P done

hello! can I request something really fluffy with beel from obey me? like a rainy day that you both spend together eating snacks and cuddling while watching tv, for a fem reader pls <3

Beel's Favorite

Beelzebub x fem!reader

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Author's note : sorry this took really long and it's probably cringe or bad but i hope you'll enjoy ! Also, English isn't my first language , sorry for the mistakes !

Sunday, 9:34 AM

I woke up hearing the rain hitting my window. Next to me, there was Beel still asleep. While going out of our bed, i tried really hard to not wake him up and for once i did not. I walked to the main room and noticed that no one was here. I wasn't really hungry so i decided to make breakfast for my boyfriend.

I walked to the kitchen. I stared at the inside of the fridge and saw nothing interesting things to give to Beel, so first i started to cut strawberries, apples and bananas to make a fruit salad, next i made a little chocolate cake and drew a heart shape with some red incing, for the drink, i opted for an apple juice. I placed all the food on a tray and walked back to my shared room.

As soon as i placed the tray on Beel's nightstand, i felt a hand on my waist, pushing me into the bed. "Goodmorning Beel, did you sleep well ?" i asked, a little surprised. He nodded as he continued to hug me as I'm being his little spoon. He kissed my cheek and sat on the bed, taking the tray on the bed. "Y/n, i love waking up to you being the best girlfriend ever, you'll make such a good wife." I blushed to this and asked "Do you like the food I chose for you ?" Beel nodded and said " Whatever you make me is always perfect, you know how hungry I am In the morning." He laughed, as he started eating, I reached for the tv remote and turned on the tv. I soon rested my head on his torso as he was giving me some bites of the cake i made, i didn't know how I could make something that delicious in a such limited time. I soon fell asleep on him and he did a few minutes later too.

I woke up in a different cuddling position, it was maybe 11AM. As soon as i reached for my phone, i saw so many notifications from differents apps i couldn't believe it. My smile disappeard as soon as I saw me and beel being mentionned on one of asmo's posts on devilgram. He took a photo of us sleeping together this morning ! I didn't replied and just stared at the picture, we looked too cute together ! I Downloaded the picture and took it as my homescreen. "We look cute in this one" i heard a voice saying behind me. "Yeah we do" I replied. "You know Y/n, i love those days when it rains, when you're making me breakfast and when I'm eating it while cuddling and watching tv with you, even better if this afternoon we go on a date to go shopping or whatever you want to do."Beel said. "We can go on a date if you Want, Beel ,i'll love it"I said. " I love you Y/n"

"I love You too, Beel".

Could I get a matchup please? 5'6 girl w/ fluffy blondish-brown hair & brown eyes. I love reading, writing (especially short stories & poetry), video games, sleeping, baking, & cooking. MBTI: INFP. Words friends have used to describe me are: quiet (foremost trait), funny, hardworking, creative, artistic, chill, respectful, kind sweet, loyal, enthusiastic about interests, & positive. I also have depression & anxiety. Love language is phys touch (playing w my hair/massages are my favs) Thank you!

You're welcome, honey!

- Mod Satan

tw: none.

Requests are currently OPEN. Remember to always read the rules before sending in an ask.

Your romantic match is: Beelzebub

I think Beel would love to have a quiet person by his side – I've already mentioned this in another match-up, but Beelzebub prefers more intimate conversations over huge groups or crowded places. He doesn't mind them really, he's just not fond of them.

You have a lot of the traits he finds attractive in a person – I mean, you're kind, loyal, respectful, sweet and positive! He couldn't ask for anything more than that.

Also, you can bake and cook!

You two could definetly try to cook something really good together – try. Please prevent Beelzebub from eating the ingredients.

He gets really sad when he finds out you struggle with depression and anxiety – you're his love, of course he wants you to always live your best life.

Since you show your love with physical touch, he will keep you near him as much as he can – he wants to show his love for you too!

Your platonic match is: Asmodeus

He laid his eyes on your fluffy hair and it was over for you.

He loves, I mean, really loves to play with your hair – he will also try to style them and braid them every now and then.

"You look really cute in this hairstyle, Y/N! Let me style your hair more often, pretty please?"

Also, he's really good at giving massages – if you ask him to give you one, he'll gladly oblige.

You can return the favour, of course.

Also, Asmodeus thinks that your sweet and positive facade is really adorable and he kind of hates when he notices that you're sad or anxious.

If you let him do that and if you're comfortable with it, he will hug you tightly and keep you close to his chest to calm you down a little bit.

"Listen to my heartbeat, Y/N. Isn't it relaxing?"

Hi! Can i have a Matchup? I'm a scorpio and 19 year old female, hobbies: are drawing, reading mystery novel and collecting various types of cat plushi!, favorite food: sweet foods such as strawberry chees cake, and donuts. I really like cats and hope one day I can raise them. trait: I am often said to be someone who is optimistic and innocent by my friends, yes, although honestly what they think of me is not true, I am a vengeful person and also very manipulative, but of course that a secret

Hi dear! I know I'm late, I'm really sorry about that, but have faith, all of you! I'll catch up.

I hope you'll like your match-up!

- Mod Satan

tw: none.

Requests are currently OPEN. Remember to always read the rules before sending in an ask.

Your romantic match is: Satan

Okay, so, this relationship would most certainly be a tough one – a double-edged sword.

Let's start with the positive things – you and Satan have a lot in common. You both like literature and cats and these are things you can bond over.

I mean, imagine secretly taking care of a stray kitten you two have found near the House of Lamentation – of course, Lucifer knew nothing about this.

He is a wise man and he is very observant – he just knows you don't like to be protected, even if you didn't tell him, and he'll try to be less protective of you, but sometimes the feeling is stronger than him.

These things said, why do I think your relationship could be tough?

First of all, he doesn't like to be manipulated – no-one likes that, of course, but Satan will get really angry if he finds out. And we know that when Satan gets angry he becomes really destructive. So, please, don't use that card on him, because he will eventually figure out what's going on.

Also, you're both vangeful and oh boy isn't this alarming – do I really need to tell you why?

Now, back to the happy stuff – all things considered, I think Satan could really understand you. He totally gets the struggle with family members (Lucifer *cough*) and he's really willing to help. He's really good at giving advice.

He will support you in your college studies, always, and he will help you when he can.

Your platonic match is: Beelzebub

He's attracted by your optimistic and innocent facade, not gonna lie.

Beel is a kind demon, though, and he will love you unconditionally in any case, really.

He likes to take you out – he'll show you his favourite places and he'll buy your favourite cake or donut.

He's a little more oblivious than Satan – if you don't tell him that you don't like to be treated like a little sister, he won't stop being protective. And even if you tell him, he will never completly stop, but of course he tries his best.

It's just, he's finally found someone he really cares about. He doesn't want you to be a second Lilith.

Please don't manipulate him – he would be angry, of course, but he would never act on that. He's just...too hurt.

He will try to give you advice on how to cope with your mother – he really tries. His family is not the most harmonious one either, but he's definetly the calmer one out of all of his brothers and could give really good advice.

Good evening my sweet pumpkin pie, after reading those first match-ups of yours I really couldn't keep myself from asking one too, when you'll have time of course! Btw, I totally loved them. So, I'll go with the nick Arthemisia just cause I don't wanna use my real one, age is 22, heterosexual, maybe a slight biromantic, and I'm an INFP-T.

Hi lovely! I really hope you'll like your match-up. I laughed so hard writing this for you, you damn Gryffindor.

P.s. I love you too! ❤️

- Mod Satan

tw: none.

Requests are currently OPEN. Remember to always read the rules before sending in an ask.

Your romantic match is: Leviathan

I gave my husband to you girl, treat him with the respect he deserves.

I wrote this in another match-up, but I think it works well for you too – Levi has his own fantasy world in his mind and he loves that, but no-one seems to understand him. He desperately wants to be validated, with all of his passions and all of his interests. And here you are, just a little bit like him. And he loves that.

He loves music just as much as you do – it's his safe place, exactly like his room is. He listens to anisongs a lot, but I think he wouldn't mind something different every now and then. But just beacuse you are his normie.

So, what does that mean? Imagine spending the night in his room, dancing to the songs you both like (he's a little shy at the beginning, but wait until his favourite song comes up. He will be a new man).

Loves to make cute videos of you two awkwardly dancing – he will never post them, he just keeps them on his phone and watches them when he needs to smile a little. Not because he's also jealous, absolutely not.

Date nights consist in playing videogames and watching animes – he gets a little mad when he loses against you, but at the same time he's really proud? Is that even possible?

He sadly gets the feeling of not knowing what to do with his life. He has a very bad opinion about himself. Hopefully you two could help eachother a little bit?

One night, he brought you to the planetarium because he knows you like the stars and he wanted you to see them way better – don't let his brothers know about this, though, or he will never hear the end of it.

Since you love animals so much, he will let you meet Henry.

Dear Lord the amount of love I feel for this man is insane, sorry.

Your platonic match is: Beelzebub

Okay, this one is a little more difficult to explain because it's just a feeling that I personally have.

First of all, you both are too pure for this world – you're kind and I think that's the kind of person Beel is attracted to.

When you feel sad, he will try to cook your favourite dishes to cheer you up.

"Sorry, Misia, I ate a little bit of it on my way here. It's really good."

As a matter of fact, he almost cleaned the whole plate – ALMOST.

He promises he will ask Belphegor to help him the next time he'll try to cook for you – just to make sure he doesn't eat the whole thing in the process.

He's the number one fan of your drawings right after me of course.

Also, he likes to hear you play the guitar and sing – your voice is just so sweet he forgets his hunger for a little bit.

Hi! Can I request a matchup? :) I’m a straight female. I enjoy science and math, but i like reading as well. I’m a perfectionist, and have a tendency to be overly ambitious. I’m pretty extroverted but I have a lot of social anxiety and need alone time as well, so I love staying in and watching movies and reading instead of going out. I enjoy smaller, more intimate conversations instead of huge groups. I also have a tough time receiving compliments and affection, but I have no problem giving it.

Hi darling! Thank you so much for the compliments, really. Hope you enjoy your match-up!

- Mod Satan

tw: none.

Requests are currently OPEN. Remember to read the rules before sending in an ask.

Your romantic match is: Beelzebub

Okay so, the main reason I picked Beelzebub is he would definetly understand when you need your alone time – he's worried about you, of course, but he knows it's just a matter of time.

Either way, he can and he will check on you – he will bring you your favourite food (he tries not to eat it on the way to your room) and, if you want him to stay, he will be more than happy to oblige.

He loves to spend time with you and Belphie – I don't think he would like huge groups, too. Just you, your twin and himself is a perfect situation for him.

Date nights are spent watching movies – with lots of food.

He doesn't really understand your interest in math and science, but he thinks that's really cool and he definetly supports you – you're so clever!

He's very affectionate with you, but he will respect your boundaries – he will never do something you're not comfortable with.

You make him feel so loved and appreciated.

Your platonic match is: Leviathan

SHUT-INS, UNITE.

Okay, all jokes apart, we all know too well that he likes staying in his room – and what does that mean? Movie night, of course.

If you're not an otaku already, he will definetly suggest a lot of anime series for you to watch. In exchange, he will give a try to your normie movies. At the end, he loves them.

He doesn't really understand how you can be so extroverted, but he sure can understand the feeling of wanting to be alone for a while and he respects that.

He doesn't really know how to handle huge groups – he can't even handle one person, sometimes. So, more intimate conversations are a must for him.

He's a complete mess in both giving and receiving affection (poor bean is trying his best, okay?), but give him some time and he will eventually warm up a bit. He just needs time to adjust to your normie tactics.

Hey!! I was wondering how the demon bros would react to seeing mc's stretch marks for the first time? I am a lil chubb and would love some fluff!! If you don't do all of them maybe just mammon, beel, satan and belphie? Thank you 😁

The brothers see MC's stretch marks for the first time

I loved this ask so much. Thank you for your request!

- Mod Satan

tw: none, just fluffiness.

Requests are currently OPEN. Please read the rules before sending in an ask.

Lucifer

As your lover, he has already accepted every single part of you – even the ones you hate. And he loves them.

Your stretch marks are not an exception.

He smiles and caresses your skin with his gloved hand, following your stretch marks.

If you're insecure about them, he will immediatly scold you – not in an angry way, of course. He just wants you to understand how beautiful you are.

"My love, there's no need to be insecure. You are breathtaking."

Mammon

He adores your being in every possible way. Even though he acts like he doesn't care out of pride in front of his brothers, he's probably the one who loves you the most.

And he shows that, even though he doesn't mean to.

When he sees your stretch marks for the first time, he actually doesn't pay much attention to them – not because he doesn't care, but because, to him, they're just another beautiful characteristic of your body.

It will take time for him to notice that you're insecure about them (if you are) – but when he does, oh boy. You're in for a ride.

"Oi, look at me, will ya? I'm your man and you are my human. That should clear things up, don't ya think?"

Please love yourself as much as he loves you.

Leviathan

Honestly, he doesn't even care about your stretch marks. He loves your body just the way it is – even though he violently blushes every single time he thinks about telling you.

At first, he couldn't even look at you. Not because you're not beautiful! I mean, he thinks you're stunning and that's the point. How could someone like you love a gross otaku like him?

He struggles with self-love too – he is definetly the one who can understand your insecurity.

Loves to make you sit on his lap while he games – he will hug you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder while his eyes are focused on the screen.

Satan

He's a gentleman.

Being the observant man he is, he immediately notices them, but never points them out – the last thing he wants to do is trigger you.

If you show confidence, though, he will absolutely love it – you're perfect just the way you are. You deserve to feel confident.

He wants you to feel confident.

He's just so proud of you, but he won't ever tell you – he will show you with his actions.

Asmodeus

Oh, this man.

He leaves a lot, a lot of kisses on your stretch marks – he just can't help it!

Loves to rest his head on your chest, belly or thighs – he could even let you play with his hair, just don't mess them up!

The King of self-esteem – you're not confident in the way your body looks? Congratulations, you've just triggered Asmodeus. He won't let you go untill you learn to love yourself.

"Darling, you're just as beautiful as I am! Why can't you see it? "

Beelzebub

Stretch marks? We love and accept them in this house.

They're not flaws. Don't even think about it.

Seriously though, this boy will do everything in his power to make you understand that you are loved.

This man just loves to constantly keep you in his arms – he loves the way your body feels against his. Now he won't let you go!

Gives the best bear hugs.

Belphegor

This man doesn't even notice them at the beginning – he's that clueless.

When he does, though, he just doesn't care – should he have any particular opinion on your stretch marks?

In any case, he doesn't have an opinion – they're just there and that's fine.

Loves to feel his body against his as much as his twin does.

Just let him rest his head on your chest while he naps – you now have a smiling Belphie.

Let's start with some rules!

This post basically summarizes all the things you need to know before sending in an ask. If you have any questions, please let me know! I will be more than glad to answer as soon as possible.

- Mod Satan

What I will write:

Headcanons and match-ups for the seven Obey Me! brothers.

SFW and NSFW – anything is fine, really, just don't go too wild on the NSFW.

Fluff and angst are very welcomed in this house.

What I won't write:

Anything I'm not comfortable with – keep in mind that I'm not forced to respond to your asks and that I will always be free to not accept some of them if I'm not comfortable with the topics. I write for you, of course, but the reason why I started this blog is because I like writing and , obviously, I love the Obey Me! characters. I don't want this to become an obligation.

Headcanons and match-ups for the undateables – I think I could add them at some point, but at the moment I don't really feel like I can portray them well enough, sorry guys.

Excessive gore and/or NSFW.

What you need to know about me:

Keep in mind that english is not my first language – I'm sure I'll make a lot of mistakes. Please feel free to kindly point them out if you notice them, that would be really appreciated.

Everything I write on this blog, is written on my phone – which means typos. A LOT of typos. Please forgive me. I will do my best to spot them, but sometimes I don't even notice them.

I am a college student – this means I won't always have time to write and be present, but I will try my very best to not let the you down.

My inspiration will have ups and downs – I won't lie to you. I know myself well enough and I know for sure there will be (tough) times when I won't be inspired to write anything at all.

Just to point that out, I won't tolerate any form of hate. Not on my watch. If I spot someone being rude on my blog, I will personally kick them out of existence. So, homophobes, TERFs, racists, just do yourselves a favour and stay away from my blog.

About the match-ups:

When you send in an ask for a match-up, try to be as specific as possible – give me as much information as you can about yourself (or your OC): your name, your age, your sexual orientation and your gender (if you're comfortable with it of course), but most importantly your hobbies and your personality. Anything that comes to mind is oki doki, really.

The match-ups will always be divided in two sections – the first one will be your romantic match, the second one will be your platonic match.

Requests for match-ups are currently CLOSED.

About the headcanons:

Reader will always be gender neutral unless otherwise stated in the ask – yes, that means you can ask for female or male reader.

Even in this case, try to be as clear as possible with your request. I can't write something I don't understand.

Requests for headcanons are currently CLOSED.

Hi and welcome to my blog!

Mod Satan here. This is my very first writing blog and, honestly, I'm very excited. I hope I'll be able to write a lot for you guys and bring at least some dumbassery happiness to all of you!

Please remember to always read the rules before you send in an ask.

That being said, have a nice stay in my little, personal living Hell!

Pending requests: 9

Currently writing: adventures-in-a-heartbeat's match-up.

- Mod Satan

GN Reader x Beezlebub SMUT

Gender Neutral reader x Beezlebub Smut

Content Warning: praise kink, food play, biting, finger sucking, internal creampie

Summary: You start making lunch with Beel only to find him hungry for something else. Second point of view.

AN: This is the first fanfiction I’ve done since middle school and I did it as a valentine’s day gift for my friend so a lot of work has been put into it and I made it with love <3. Don’t mind the inconsistencies if there are any, I didn’t edit it when I transferred it from the notes app in my phone. I’ll be posting more soon :) Smut under the cut!

It was a cloudy day in the Devildom. The already dark realm was left in a gloomy state that even the demons felt. Beel texted you early that day before any of his brothers asking you to meet him in the kitchen. Thinking this was going to be another snack break you shrugged and left the comfort of laying in your bed bored. 

 When you walked in you were surprised to see Beel in an apron setting out ingredients for lunch. He had chicken already defrosted and an abundance of other ingredients not excluding vegetables. He looked over at you with a content smile setting down the last of the spices from the cupboard. 

 "I thought we could make lunch together." Beel said, resting his hand over his stomach when it growled lightly. He was glancing over at the ingredients tempted to just take a nibble with creased brows and a small pout. 

 "Sure." you smiled to yourself at his attempt of self control and found a similar apron folded on the counter. Grabbing it you tied it around your waist looking at the small embroidered bee at the front matching the style of the small bear on Beel's apron front. 

 "Great! There was recipe I was wanting to try." Beel looked through a human world recipe book, no doubt one he borrowed from Satan. His finger was nearly the length of the spine of the book. It looked way too inviting for it being so early in the day, but you've done worse things in the morning than gawk at a finger. 

 You had to remind yourself to actually look at the recipe and not just at Beel's hands. It was a honey garlic chicken recipe, which seemed easy enough. The vegetables, you guessed, were for a side salad and potatoes. He had a lot of food planned, he must have wanted to keep you for a while or he was prepared for if he ate some by accident.

 The lord of Gluttony was already hungry after just finishing breakfast and knowing this you wanted to work fast. You had just put the chicken in the pan when you turned to Beel drooling. His gaze transfixed on you working at the stove before he glanced back at the vegetables he chopped for the salad. It looked like he took a bite out of one of the heads of lettuce before you turned.

 "Beel, are you okay?" you asked when he didn't look away. He simply nodded, not trusting his voice at the moment. You side eyed him in suspicion but turned back to the stove to finish seasoning the chicken.

 He walked slowly over to you, as if his sudden movement would frighten you away. His arms encase your waist as you felt his chin rest itself on the top of your head. His touch held a hesitation you weren't used to but he was always so warm. 

"Can we take a break?" his voice was a slow rasp as he reached over the stove and turned down the temperature. His hand grabbed your's making it sticky from the honey you used in the chicken. You cringed at the feeling.

 Beel brought your hand up to his mouth, licking up the honey he smeared on you. His mouth was warm and tongue barely fit between your fingers. When he pulled back Beel couldn't help but lick his lips when he looked down at you.

 "I want you." he stated breathlessly "You just look so delicious I can't help myself." he leaned in just in front of your lips, glancing at them with half lidded eyes but allowing you to close the distance between you.

As soon as you pressed your lips against his Beel grabbed your waist squeezing your sides gingerly. The kiss slowly got more passionate when he turned you around to press you against the kitchen table. His lips started to devour your's and his hands wondered up your sides hooking under your armpits to lift you onto the counter. 

His hands grasped at your thighs eliciting a hum of approval from you. He licked at your bottom lip hoping to gain entry. When you opened your mouth his tongue filled you entirely. There was hardly a crevice he didn't explore. Once he had his fill he ventured down your neck biting and sucking on the skin just to get a taste of you. He untied your apron and let it fall to the floor. His hands played with the edge of your shirt before pulling it above your head and discarding it nearby. 

 The sudden chill made you shiver but was quickly replaced with Beel's warm body surrounding you. His hand left your sides to gently play with your nipples. Gasping for air at the sudden stimulation your hand raked through his hair scratching lightly at his scalp. He let out a sigh and traveled downwards to nip at your chest.

 "You're doing amazing." he hummed before rubbing at your shorts. He pulled them down in one swift motion before rubbing at your underwear. He teased your hole lightly, encircling it with his finger until it twitched from anticipation. His other hand traveled up to cup your face forcing you to keep looking at him when he pulled down your underwear.

He glanced down at your eager sex before rubbing at your sensitive tip. Beel's grip on your jaw tighted forcing you in place at the same time his ministrations sped up.

You gasped and arched your back but your head remained in Beel's grip. He groaned watching your hole pucker. He wanted to ram into you until you both collapsed but knew he couldn't now. He was working you up as fast as he could to avoid any of his brothers walking in and seeing you like this. 

 "You look so good like this- taking it so well" he husked into your ear. The tent in his pants rubbed against your thigh as he went faster, your gasps egging him on. A particularly hard twitch overtook you as you felt tension build in your stomach. He pressed harder onto your sex with furrowed brows. He wanted you to cum so bad. He needed you to come at least once before he can really fuck you.

You croaked out a moan and pressed your forehead to Beel's when you finally released. Your hole clenched on nothing but you were satisfied to just keep Beel close. He planned on making it up to you regardless.

He let you ride out your orgasm and catch your breath before finally taking his apron off. He let his pants fall just enough for his cock to spring out. Beel teased your hole with the tip of his dick. It was already red and leaking precum from just watching you.

He entered slowly, giving you time to get used to his length but he was heavy and even the agonizing pace he set was too much. A groan left Beel when he felt you twitch on him.

"You feel so good. I could never get enough." he mumbled looking into your eyes. He lifted his hand from the table and brought it to your mouth, using his thumb to trace your bottom lips gently. He bottomed out with a moan, shaking to restrain himself from thrusting without giving you time to get used to his size. You were so full he was already hitting your most sensitive parts. 

Grinding your hip on him, you let him know you were ready for him to start moving. He groaned and thrusted by reflex, earning a whimper from you. Beel started again, going slow but deep, pinning you onto the table with his body, his chest pressed against yours. You were so sensitive for him, sighing and gasping each time he thrusted deeper.

Beel picked up his pace, his hips met you with vigor causing you to grasp onto his shoulders. You couldn't find purchase from how hard he was thrusting and often your hands slid down to his chest letting you grab at them and rub along his nipples. He groaned into you ear and moved his thumb from your jaw to press into your lips. He needed to feel you more. 

You suckled at the honey and sweat that mixed on his hands. His thumb pressed your tongue down as he increased his speed once again. You could feel the air being knocked out of your lungs from each thrust. 

"You're doing so good. So good for me. So good." he mumbled, his voicing rasping to a croak when he felt you twitch around him. Tension built up in your gut. Beel could feel it too, he felt you tighten around him. He bit down on your shoulder not wanting to be too loud but he felt so good. He kissed the indents from his teeth before doing the same to the other side.

His hips started sputtering. You twitched at even the slightest movement, you were so close. At a sudden deep thrust, your vision went white, you clenched down, soaking Beel's shirt. He came with a muffled grunt, still biting down on your shoulder. He thrusted as deep as he could when he finally released his cum into you. His warmth filled you. 

 He released his mouth from your shoulder with a gentle kiss. You looked down at him with his thumb still hooked between your teeth. Beel smiled up at you with a chuckle. He wrapped both arms around your waist gingerly, hugging you and nuzzling his face into your neck.

When he finally pulled out and tucked himself into his pants, his cum dribbled onto the table and you sighed only just remembering where you were and how much your back hurts from being railed on such a hard surface. Your hips were so sore you wondered if you'll be able to even stand let alone finish lunch. 

"Was I too rough?" Beel asked worriedly. His unintentional puppy dog eyes made it hard to respond truthfully but you knew as soon as you got down he would be able to tell.

"Don't worry, I liked it. My legs just hurt. Can you get my clothes?" You smiled, causing him to nod. He grabbed your clothes and helped you put them on. 

"I'll finish lunch. You can just sit at the table and I'll carry you to bed when we're done eating." Beel kissed your temple, lifted you up gently by the thighs, and set you onto a kitchen chair. He picked up his apron from the floor and went back to cooking.

absolutely love this! keep up the good work!

5 SUNDAYS OF KINKTOBER

1ST MASS ♱ zhongli x fem!reader x raiden ei

homily — you’ve been the most devoted servant of the anemo archon since the end of the war, not noticing the heated looks by two gods that have followed you for millennia. in your moment of loss at the sudden slumber of barbatos after the battle with durin, they don’t hesitate to take the opportunity to convert you to their religion.

communion — comment or send an ask to be added to the taglist!

fem afab reader, dubcon, power imbalance, sub reader, praise, subtle manipulation, fingering, oral f-receiving, dom ei and zhongli, implied venti x reader

5 sundays of kinktober

Lingering stares, stolen glances, and every excuse taken to see even a single glimpse of you.

If Morax and Beelzebub’s affections for the Anemo Archon’s priestess could be summed up into a few measly words, it would be that. Were Barbatos a more sharing god, perhaps he wouldn’t have left his two good acquaintances to pine hopelessly for his most devout follower for the better part of two thousand or so years.

He is not someone who lacks empathy, nor someone who could even be called possessive, but there is something so delightful about the idea of depraving two gods of your attention, that which only he is permitted to have.

Alas, such greed and mischief will be his undoing.

“Sleep well, My Lord. I shall await your awakening however many centuries it may take.”

(Barbatos wakes up five hundred years later to his friend corrupted by the Abyss and the knowledge that his once-devoted priestess is now the wife of two Archons. He hears the tale of how two nations nearly went to war for your hand, but the only thing on his mind is how it would have been three had he been there.)

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