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Obey me brothers finding out that YOU have decided to match clothes with MAMMON

My first headcannon! So excited 😆 hope you enjoy!

Lucifer

Wait you‘ve decided to match clothes with Mammon?

How peculiar… well it definitely is an interesting fashion choice..

Does he like it? Oh it‘s fine.

No it’s not.

Why did you choose to match clothes with him?! I mean he’s a perfectly fine partner to match with!

Will try to show you how pissed he is but would rather die than actually tell you that he’s upset

He‘ll be more upset at Mammon too

He‘ll lash out on him more often

Would probably do it less if Mammon would stop gloating

He‘ll try to interfere subtly, like pointing out flaws in the outfit even though his fit isn’t really fashionable either

Oh you picked it out?

Well then the outfit is amazing!

Don’t you dare roll your eyes at him MC.

Since that doesn’t work he just strings Mammon on the ceiling

After that’s done he‘ll try to subtly hint that he wants to match outfits with you too..

Mammon

You wanna match outfits with him? Really?

This man is over the god damn moon

He would literally wear a frilly pink dress to school if it meant that he could match with you

Will show you his entire closet of outfits to let you pick out something

Would also clean his room if you asked him too

When you guys match he will literally be smug about it for the whole week

Like; my human matched with me, what about your suck ass love life

Will NOT shut up about it and will talk to literally anyone about how much you like him and how awesome he is and about how cute you are

When he senses his brothers envy he literally smirks with a face like; „you wish that was you huh“

He rubs it in so bad

But he is genuinely so happy that you wanted to match with him

Like even though Lucifer strung him upside down he was still smiling like a lovesick fool

when you walked in RAD together with your cute matching outfits he literally shined with confidence

His smile never left his face for the whole day

He even asked someone to take a picture of you two so he could always remember today

He has the picture as a print framed in his room and as his lockscreen

This outfit is his new all time favourite now and he wears it whenever he needs a confidence boost

Would 100% want to do matching outfits again

Leviathan

You matched outfits with Mammon?!?

That is literally so unfair

When you guys walked down together he literally whined

he knows you wouldn’t match with him, but Mammon?!?

Mammon‘s not even that fashionable!

Will literally say everything wrong with the outfit even pointing out irrelevant details

„The sowing is uneven and the button should be slightly more to the left oh and-!“

Wha- you picked it out! Oh shit

He didn’t mean it like that! Honest🤨

Will sulk

Everywhere.

Maybe if you feel enough pity you‘ll wear something else!

And maybe you might match with him..!?

Oh it’s hopeless, he‘ll just sit in his bathtub watching romance animes wondering why you didn’t pick him

More importantly why you chose MAMMON over him

Please match with this poor boy I don’t think he can take it

Satan

Huh..?

HUH?!

Why did you match with him?!?

What do you mean because you wanted to?!?

Unlike other people *cough cough* he doesn’t criticise your outfits

Instead he compliments it, being all sly like:

„Wow you have a great sense of fashion. Maybe you could style me next time?“

Will literally turn this little ‚inconvenience‘ into a way to get you to match with HIM

And you being all sweet will be like; sure Satan!

He‘s one sly mf I‘ll give him that..

Asmodeus

You should’ve matched with him sweetie

I mean he‘s wayyy more fashion forward than Mammon! Besides he won’t force you to match with him 🤨

Besides that outfit is atrocious!

What do you mean you chose the fit?!

What do you mean you WILLINGLY wanted to match with Mammon?!?!

Panics

He only meant it if it was Mammons selection!

Wait don’t be upset!

Is genuinely confused as to why you matched with Mammon

Tries to prove to you that he’s worthy of matching with you

When that doesn’t work he‘ll try to make you jealous

Yes MC look at me! I‘m matching with this random demon, don’t you wanna match with me now?!?!

What d‘you mean ,good‘ for me?!?

You‘re supposed to be jealous damnit!😩

Beelzebub

Isn‘t actually that disturbed by you matching with Mammon because he thinks it’s an accident

Typical sweet Beel

He just doesn’t understand the hype around two people wearing the same outfit on the same day

Then Asmo told him you guys matched purposefully

So you wanted to look like Mammon?

Why you look beautiful on your own?

He still doesn’t get it

Oh well

Maybe it’s better this way

You don’t need more people to hate on your outfit choice for no reason anyway

Belphegor

Absolutely despises it

And is very open about it too

“MC why did you match with Mammon, you could do so much better like matching with me”

Will try to convince you to change

Please MC!

You can’t cuddle with that outfit on..

When you don’t comply he sulks

Him and Levi= sulking buddies

Unlike Levi, will try to find a way to get Mammons or your outfit wet aka ruined so you have to change

When you get upset at his antics he will apologise and tell you how he wants to match with you as well

You feel bad and agree

He grins a happy smile

That doesn’t mean he won’t not be upset about you matching with Mammon till you match with him

All credits go to @belphieslavenderscentedpillow

Imagine (Beelzebub)

In which you can feel the pain of your soulmate. You can’t figure out whether your soulmate is just accident prone or has an intense workout regime. But then something happens to your soulmate and you can’t put off meeting them any longer.

(Imagine below the cut)

When you wake up sore every morning since your soulmark activated, you became grumpy.

Sure you were happy to know that you had a soulmate that was fit, but couldn’t they tone it down a notch?

In retaliation, you started working out too, and made sure to go a little overboard to give them a taste of their own medicine.

You  noticed that your soulmate seemed to go a little easier, and you wanted to cry in relief.

But then one day you feel like someone stabbed you in the stomach, and you keeled over in the middle of the street, leaving concerned bystanders to try and help you into a more comfortable position.

You ended up dialing your friends number to get him to come get you.

That one old lady was shooketh when a swirling portal appeared in front of you and a white haired man stepped through to pick you up and carry you to god knows where.

Hell, you were vaguely confused when it happened, but at the moment you were in too much pain to care that your best friend was apparently magical.

When Solomon brought you to the bedside of a ginger man surrounded by six other men, you just about died in embarrassment.

“Who the hell is that and why did you bring them?”

Solomon said nothing, and instead laid you next to the ginger man, who was unconscious at the time.

“Solomon what the hell is going on?”

You were embarrassed, and the fact that he was laying you in a bed next to a man you didn’t know wasn’t helping.

But then he forcefully moved your hand to touch the bare skin of the ginger and the pain melted away.

You knew exactly what this meant, but right then you were thinking less about the fact that Solomon found your soulmate, and more about the fact that the man was taking away your pain.

He too seemed to relax a little, and to the surprise of the other six boys, he pulled you into his embrace.

Affection Headcannons (Beelzebub)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 6/7

General

Beelzebub is always so afraid of hurting you because he’s so big.

Compared to his brothers, he’s more used to physical affection due to all of his time spent with Belphegor.

Beel is also the most open when it comes to attention, and will flat out ask for hugs or kisses whenever he wants them.

Hands

Beels hands absolutely dwarf yours.

When you hold his hand yours is just completely engulfed in his and he finds it adorable.

The man just has big hands.

If he’s not holding food when out in public, you can bet he’s holding your hand.

Beelzebub's hands are always pleasantly warm.

Play with his fingers while cuddling and he’ll just give you the softest smile as he thinks about how happy he is to have you.

Kisses

Not gonna lie, he gets distracted easily.

If Beel is kissing your neck, he’ll add a little nibble here and there because you just smell so good and he got hungry for a moment.

Don’t worry though, he won’t break skin.

He loves kissing your stomach where his pact mark is, and your neck is his second favorite place to kiss.

If you want a kiss on the lips, you’ll either have to pull his head down to your height or he’ll pick you up.

Hugs

To hug Beelzebub is to hug a giant teddy bear.

You just flat out disappear from view as he wraps his arms around you.

He’s always so warm and when he holds you against him and presses a quick kiss to the top of your head?

Boom. Instant blush.

He gets flustered about those innocent kisses too, you just can’t see the faint blush on his face because you’re too busy trying not to fall asleep in his warm embrace.

Cuddles

Cuddling with Beel is like cuddling with a giant pillow.

Although he’s mostly firm muscle, if you lay on his chest then it gets pretty comfy.

Beelzebub is afraid of accidentally hurting you, so he’ll insist that you’re always on top of him when cuddling or the little spoon.

He loves when you trace little patterns on any of his exposed skin while you cuddle.

The two of you fit together like puzzle pieces and he loves it.

Asmo is always squealing about how cute this is whenever you fall asleep on Beel on the living room couch during movie night.

The. Butts. Match!? Fuck it mothman is now beel

New Obey Me hc:

The jersey devil and goat man sightings were just Lucifer drunk off his ass and Diavolo won’t let him live it down

Beelzebub Headcanons;

[YES, I KNOW SOME OF THESE HEADCANONS ARE JUST CANON BUT, dont worry about that sweetheart /j /ref.]

Basic Info:

Sex: intersex

Gender: demiboy

Pronouns: he/xem/they

Attraction: pansexual

Race: black

Ethnicity: hispanic latino ethiopian

Nationality: ethiopian dominican

Species: half demon

Personality:

Skills: physical strength, good stamina, hand eye coordination,

Traits: kind (HES JUST A LIL GUY), very low impulse control, loyal, active, curious, somewhat innocent

Habits: eating, eating while doing homework, just constantly eating… rocking in place, avoids eye contact (not on purpose usually)

Hobbies: eating, working out, bellying dancing, playing basketball, playing tennis

Disorders?: none

Fears: autophobia (fear of abandonment), thantophobia (fear of losing a loved one)

Pet Peeves: rude people, people disrespecting his family

Strengths: active, comforting people

Weaknesses: IMPULSIVE

Interests:

Likes: working out, eating (obvi), spending time with family (mostly Belphegor)

Dislikes: people disrespecting his family, GORDON RAMSEY

Favorite Foods: chimichurri domininicano (cause i said so)

Favorite Drinks: jugo de chinola 💅

Favorite Songs: Bizochito by Rosalia, Skull & Bones by Doja Cat, 3005 by Childish Gambino

Instruments: ocarina & bass

Favorite Instrument: bass

[Definietly has food tikroks all over his social media reccs]

Physical Characteristics:

Height: 7’ 6”

Body Type: built by also like fat at the same time?? (I dont know what its called)

Hair Type: 3c (not dreaded)

Hair Color: mango yellow & orange

Eye Shape: round

Eye Color: purple & pink

Ear Shape: pointed

< HAS THE SECOND FATTEST ASS & MAN TITTIES IN THE HISTORY OF DEMONS (diavolo is first, obvi </3) >

Powers:

absorption

“The user can absorb literally anything/everything, including matter/energy, power, concepts, etc. They remove it from the source into their body and use it in various ways to gain some form of advantage: by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power or concept, using it as a power source etc., either temporarily or permanently.” — superpower wiki

gluttony embodiment

“Users embody gluttony and may gain the ability to gain power off the gluttony of everyone and including themselves. Their personality and mannerisms also reflect their crapulence. Some powers that users may gain from embodying gluttony include the ability to destructively consume anything and everything, even on the conceptual level, or even growing exponentially stronger the more they eat or feel gluttony.” — superpower wiki

gluttony magic

“The user can utilize form of magic dealing with gluttony in all of its forms. They can induce people to eat inordinate amounts of food, induce nauseating projectile attacks, etc.” — superpower wiki

Scenarios:

Has tried eating his phone after seeing too many food tiktoks (currently turning this into a C.AI bot)

Dividers made by; @rookthornesartistry

This rlly falls into the issue with the sexualization of Twins, too.

Bro, idec know anymore at this point, I am tired of seeing sibling character x reader x sibling chatacter (for example: fred weasley x reader x George weasley, that's just an example) Even if the poly is just the two siblings sharing the other person, it's disgusting. No, NORMAL siblings would ever think of sharing someone. Most of the people who read this shit r probably just wierdos. I promise you ppl who have siblings would never agree to someone if they said, "Can I date you and your sibling?" And if you think differently, ur weird. The reason isn't just a sexual reason (that's just plain disgusting, no normal siblings want to have a threesone or whatever with someone else siblings r very repulsive in that with each other) It can also just be a romantic reason. Just being in a relationship with the same person as siblings is gross. The same thing goes for Obey Me, especially Beelzebub and Belphegor. There have been lessons where it literally mentions how whichever one of the Obey Me brothers wouldn't be okay with sharing you with another brother, but people so desperately want that to not be the case. Especially that one lesson where Belphie mentions in his sleep how he actually isn't okay with sharing MC with Beel, but people r always like, "Oh! If they talk this out, it could work!" Bro, no 😭, except that he doesn't want to, you can't have both of two r siblings. It's utterly disgusting. The times that Obey Me have moments where they're like, "We can share MC." Is all for the money frfr, there has been many lessons signaling that they actually aren't okay with that. The parts were they mention sharing has usually been in events (money grabbing 👀.) I am tired of reading Obey Me fanfic and then when I get to Beel it's like- "Beel & Belphie, why not both :)))" mf i don't want "both" I'm not a weirdo. And I'm only making this post because it's EXTREMELY NORMALIZED that it's literally impossible to ignore it. Not even fictionally, even in real life, ppl who r poly with siblings.. Nahh bruh, even if those siblings aren't dating each other, they got some weird incest shit going on, especially if they both have sex with you at the same time, mental hospital. Me and my siblings and I always mention how disgusting it is, the same thing with my friends who also have siblings. This isn't a matter of "Oh, their all consenting adults they can do whatever." I will gladly tell any p3dos, Zoophil3s, and inc3sts to |< Ý $ no questions asked if you think I'm being dramatic, please exit. If I see shit like this I'm literally just gonna either block the person or report them (which is so much work considering since it's so normalized is fucking everywhere), or literally just say shit. No actual siblings would do this, y'all.. You just really want both of them, and that's fine with other characters that r not siblings (for example if u wanna be poly with Diavolo and Lucifer go ahead), but when their siblings your fr putting a weirdass fantasy in ur head that they r okay with it n shit. And with actual Inc3st ships I've seen literally so many ppl say it's ok (most of them ended up being only children not a suprise), and at this point my stomach hurts and I feel literally sick. I just enjoy the sibling relationship, beel and belphie . Meanwhile, the comments r like, "Me when I want both," mf touch grass.

Anyways yeah I'm just irritated at this point cuz it's so normalized that it's just everywhere so I felt I needed to speak out abt it because it completely ruins the mood when I'm just tryna enjoy shit, and I'm not rlly good with words so sorry if this is layed out wierd or something. I can't be the only one who has siblings and is weirded out by this (obv not cuz I talk to ppl irl who mentions how weird it is). If you have siblings, please put yourself in a situation where someone wants both u and ur sibling at the same time.

You people are acting like those creepy people in real life who go up to twins and r like "Threesome?"💀💀💀

Im ready for the weirdos after me