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OMG OMG TYLER????

yoooo hoooo

tomorrow is the LAST DAY to sign up for the wolfs exchange

Everybody's making Rusty Ryan a dog. A fucking DOG.

No, ofc he's not a dog. But he's a dog.

In the back of my mind, I've always somehow knew that he's Danny's no1 loyal dog.

And now everybody's giving him dog manners.

And I fucking love that (sorry not sorry).

ye so i drew silly 1980s Brad Pitt

(he's so babygurl I'll make him George's soon)

Well, yes, I write about George Clooney and Brad Pitt being gay gay homosexual gay boyfriends

I mean their chars:

🍓 Danny/Rusty (Ocean's)

🍓 Jack/Nick (Wolfs 2024)

🍓 Seth/Jerry (From Dusk Till Dawn 1996 x The Mexican 2001)

Here:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/braddicted4ever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭🤲🤲🤲😭💝💝💝💝💝💝‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I've always tried to seach for 1980s pics of jet-black mullet George Clooney and blond curtain bang Brad Pitt TO WRITE YOUNG VERSIONS OF Danny/Rusty

OMG OMG LOOOK AT THE DRAWINGGGGG 💥💥💥💥

They look exactly like young George/Brad in their 20s 😭😭😭💖💖🍓🍓

Fucking look at them ☹️☹️ I'm dying I'm crying I'm lit scream for this drawing 🧎‍♀️🤲💖

Ocean’s 2

LET ME SPEAK UP FOR OUR MAN RUSTY RYAN'S OUTFIT!!!

"Rusty dresses like trash." EXCUSE ME??!!

IT'S: “Rusty walks in like the runway”

In Ocean’s Trilogy, Rusty's always dressed to kill. You look at him and you know he understands what he’s wearing and why. Slim-fit suits, bold color choices that still look classy, layering done with surgical precision. Unbuttoned silk shirts, designer shades, luxury watches — he’s cool without trying too hard.

Meanwhile Danny plays it safe with his classic suits. And Linus… oh my god, Linus… the sweaters, the gray jackets —he looks like a lost office intern =)) And NOBODY EVEN SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT LINUS FASHION TASTE, while Rusty wears one slightly crinkled silk shirt and suddenly he’s “dressed like a dumpster fire” 🥲💔

To sum it up: Rusty’s fashion is chaotic but curated. It’s loud, yes. But it slaps. If Rusty isn’t stylish, then who is??

i love this film sm

oosp

troy, fury, once upon a time in hollywood, ughhhhh

liking fight club is bad because after a while you can recognize brad pitt by his tits alone

YES YES

I even wrote an entire continuation of the scene where Jack meets David Mills at the psychiatric hospital, and then Jack goes through the process of becoming David’s legal guardian as he reintegrates into society, along with the journey of them becoming roommates. I think I was obsessed with your crossover idea back then!!

I know the fight club crossover shipping fandom is really loving primal fear right now but I am begging you guys to see my vision here. Pls see the vision. Are you seeing the vision

the more i love him the more he'll suffer tbh

guys, guys, guys, guys 🗣👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻‼️

I was very bored.

right 😩🤌

there is just something so old hollywood about them

no this so so randomly funny

I had a most heinous thought today.

I was walking from house to class, and I passed this guy who was eating a sandwich while he was walking.

And in my stupid little brain, I thought, "Man, that guy eats like Brad Pitt!"

WHO HURT THIS GUY????

Se7en (1995, David Fincher)

TOO AMAZINGGG 😭🧎‍♀️🤚

Brad & George interviews are always amazing

Wolfs is just reverse Ocean's Eleven

I'm not a big fan of Brad Pitt, but I found this on my Facebook...and damn he looks good!

Brad Pitt's fang test shots for Interview with the Vampire (1994), which was directed by Neil Jordan.

He looks sexier here than when he was Louis de Pointe du Lac!

interview with a vampire Lestat is to cool

@anime-and-sometimes-other-stuff for more animation/cinema content.

All of my profile pics through my years on tumblr!

@anime-and-sometimes-other-stuff for more animation/cinema content.

i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.

New Neighbor

Young Brad Pitt x male reader smut

PSA brad is not an actor in this fic he is just a random regular guy. 

Warnings: gay sex, oral, top brad, bottom reader, doggy style, ass eating.

Summary: You go over to meet your new neighbor in the apartment complex and he seems to like you a lot.

It had already been a week of your new neighbor moving to the vacant apartment next door. You had guessed you know how he looked like since you topped into a stranger not two days ago in the elevator. So you found yourself in a position of having to make a good impression and be known as the nice neighbor or make a bad impression by not even saying hello and be known as the rude one.

And just as you knew yourself you where a people pleaser so here you found yourself changing into a simple but effective outfit from your work clothes just a simple white t-shirt your pants and some converse shoes.

As you got out your apartment it wasn’t much moving since he lived in the apartment in front of yours. As you knocked you seemed to hear a voice yell out “It’s open come on in” as you walked you where meet with a familiar face just as you thought it was the guy from the elevator.

“Hello um you know it might not be the safest option to let your door unlocked in a place you don’t know much about” you said to the stranger “Okay will take that into consideration but how I’m I gonna do that if it’s gonna stop people as cute as you from coming in” he said to you causing to to feel hot and blush at the face.

“Hello my name is Brad” he said to you giving you his hand to shake, “Hello Brad my name is M/n I’m your front neighbor nice to meet you” you said to him taking his hand in yours. “Well nice to meet you too M/n”.

“So what brings you to New York City handsome” you told him. “Awww thank you M/n and I wanted something new in my life so I choose here” he said with a smirk looking you up and down.

“Well looks like you could use help I don’t mind helping out” you said “Really thank but I can’t let you do that” “No don’t worry I insist I’ll help” “Okay then thanks” he said smiling.

*Timeskip

Soon from what started as helping was long gone and turned into brad pushing you into the wall when you finished helping and crashing his lips onto yours as you gave him access to your mouth and also kissed back.

You then found yourself being picked up from the legs still making out heavily and being taken and thrown onto what you would assume to be his bed. He was now in between your legs and as he started by taking of his shirt in a hurry.

As you where staring onto his fine chiseled abs. All he did was look at you for a minute and tell you “Why don’t I help you get rid of this as well” he said getting a hold of the bottom hem of your shirt. “Yes please” you responded.

As he took off your shirt you started to work on taking of his belt and kick off your shoes. After successfully getting you both naked now just a thin piece of fabric separating both of your manhood.

At that moment you took a hold of him from his waist and throw him onto the bed beginning to strip him of his briefs and to be met with his hard eight inch cock as you looked at him for approval he looked at you nodding giving you the green light.

As you where sucking him off all that could be heard was the sweet sounds of slurping and moans coming from brad. “ Oh fu-ck stop” he said pulling you off his cock.

“What” you said confused “I didn’t want the fun to be over just yet come on get up here on your knees” he said getting up and letting you go on all fours for him.

“Oh that a really pretty hole you got there honey” he said removing your briefs and tossing them aside. “Oh look at that” he said putting spit onto his finger and circling your twitching entrances with his finger tips sending you shivers.

Soon that sensation was replaced with one even better his tongue starting to work you open for him. “Mm-hmm baby you taste so good” he said getting up for air.

“I’m gonna put my finger in okay” he said “okay” you said reassuring him to go further soon one finger became two then three “Okay you well open now he said getting up from the floor now onto of the bed.

“ Okay give me a minute” he said reaching for a condom on his nightstand and rolling it on. “Okay I’m going in” “okay ahh oh that feels good” you said feeling him sinking in one inch by one until all his eight inches where in you.

He waited giving you time to adjust “Okay you can move now go ahead” you said turning your face to face his “Okay” he said smirking and starting to roll his hips in a rhythm. “Oh fuck you tight baby” he said.

“Ah mm-hmm go faster” you asked him and he obliged “yeah take my fucking dick baby yeah” he said and at the same time reaching down to your own aching hard on and pumping it.

“Oh fuck I’ma cum SHIT” you yelled “Yeah cum for me baby” he said in your ear sending you over the edge and releasing a lover his hand and sheets. “Oh fuck I’ma CUM” Brad shouted pulling out and taking off his condom and releasing his warm liquid all over your back.

“Oh fuck that was amazing” he said collapsing on the side of you and reaching to kiss you “Yeah it was” you agreed “we should do this again sometime” you said looking at him in the eyes “Oh hell yeah” he said nodding in agreement.

Aaaaw, thanks. XD Don't worry about it! I had a lot of fun helping and I really enjoy seeing the result! I think everyone should check this out though because I really like your commitment to choosing different— but still accurate— gender-bent casting choices for Supernatural. This is so fun to discuss with you as well. Thanks so much for including me!

Second part of are genderbending, this time you’ll have to find out by reading who we’re genderbending, because at the time of making this me and @natasha-the-slavic-shadow have no idea.

This is are genderbent version of the characters, you don’t have to like or enjoy it. All we ask is that you don’t leave rude comments or insult people for reading this. That’s all and I hope you enjoy!

Lucifer (Or Luci.) {SKYLER SAMUELS}

We think this was the closest we could get, but not in a bad way. We thought she was fitting for this role as a female Lucifer. We hope she’s a good fit to you also.

Crowley (or Fergie) {MONICA BELLUCCI}

We had fun with this one, we thought it was a good idea to do Crowley after Lucifer. We both joked the they gave us hell on finding a good genderbend version of them. I think both me and Zara ( @natasha-the-slavic-shadow ) got the Crowley vibe from Monica Bellucci.

Joanna Winchester {KATE BECKINSALE}

Love who @natasha-the-slavic-shadow came up with, overall hate John. Well other then his younger self. He was nice, older self not so much. We had a good time finding pictures and gifs of Kate Beckinsale even if we didn’t like the character we used her for.

Martin Winchester {BRAD PITT}

I’m just going to state, I had no idea why I came up with this one and i’m oddly happy I did. I’m still wondering why my brain thought brad pitt.

@natasha-the-slavic-shadow is a person I really should thank, she found these amazing GIfs and Pictures and even some of the actors. She was a big help with all of this and i’m super glad she did. NOW I NEED TO GET HER REQUEST DONE SOONER!!

‘I don’t have a type??’

……

‘okay maybe I do..’