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2 years ago

Wally: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Y/N: How can you still say that? Wally: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.


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1 year ago

Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad

Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?

Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Hermione: you already are..

Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’

Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya


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3 years ago

Ballaw: And that concludes our plan to defeat Badrang

Ballaw: Now, let’s see if you guys were paying attention

*kahoot music starts*


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1 month ago

Arthur: -and this is Merlin my servant

Merlin*god of magic and most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the earth as an immortal savior*: hi- *trips and falls*


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4 months ago

Y/N and Naomi technically both saw Slenderman but Naomi just simply ignores it and it’s so funny because Naomi will hear the buzzing and see Slenderman and just be like “Huh.. I need to sleep more”. Meanwhile, Y/N goes insane and turns into a poxy because of Slenderman.


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4 years ago

“My superpower is anxiety “ - Tommyinnit


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4 years ago

Ford: You’re a wanted man Stanley.

Stan: That’s immposible, I wasn’t even a wanted child.


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Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???


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Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?

Henrik: what

Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?


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Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.

Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage


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JBM: I need you to do this one favor for me

Anti: I can’t, it goes against my moral compass

JBM: your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL


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Chase: take me out.

Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?

Chase: surprise me.


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Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.

Chase: one, two, three...

Henrik:...

Marvin:...

Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.


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Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two


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