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Five and lila was… unexpected

[!TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS!]

I wanna start with the fact that I do not agree with the people saying “this butchered fives character!” nor do I agree with the people saying “Oml this ship is so perfect!”

truly, I think five and Lila make sense. But not quite in the couple way?

I mean, I adored watching the two of them play chess or help with personal hygiene or cook/eat together. But with the context of sexual and romantic tension, kinda ruined it for me.

because, well, it just felt rushed and weird. We see very few scenes of the two intersecting in this way, and when we do it’s in brief flashes and later on during some weird pout of fives on the subway! So to say I felt like I had whiplash from their relationship is an understatement.

the whole cheating thing is a whole other level, because personally anyone who is a cheater is disgusting and immediately someone I hate/dislike (of course there are some, very very few, instances where I can forgive or at least understand the cheating). And that is no different for five or Lila, because I think both are horrible for

1. Lila cheating on Diego with his BROTHER (adopted but still!) no less! And I get it was 7 years BUT she still wanted to get home, she still had hope, doesn’t that extend to her husband? I know they were fighting and Lila wanted to take a break, but unlike with Rachel and Ross who were dating, A BREAK IN A MARRIAGE IS NOT AN IMMEDIATE DIVORCE! So please, stop saying it was all perfect! Cause it was not. Diego and Lila would have probably broken up despite the fact that I and many others wish they wouldn’t (both are too stubborn for couples therapy, probably), but only after that would it have been better for her to start pursuing five in that way, and vice versa.

2. Five abandoning all regard he may have for Diego. Like I get it, it’s 7 years, and Diego may not be your favourite person or even someone you’d be okay with spending extended amounts of time with, but he’s still your brother (adopted or not!). And by gosh, doesn’t that count for anything?! I get it, you and the one lady who understood how your situation works we’re stick for 7 years with only eachother, but dude, she’s MARRIED to your BROTHER with 3 KIDS! (At least I think there’s three, I really only know the name of one of them………) Cmon…

truly, this season could have benefitted from this, I think five and Lila are cute. But idk, maybe give us some more time with them? (I understand they had less episodes, but we also got like 20 minutes worth of Klaus just flicking a lighter in a grave! Love y’a Klaus, sorry!) Or just, hmmm, I’m not sure, make it platonic? Or maybe make the two kiss and then have that epiphany of “oh wait! I still have a husband!” And “my brother is your husband!”. And then have them be all weird about it, let the fanfic writes squeal and add on to it or whatever they want, and not traumatize the other majority of fans who fully do not and cannot support the ONE ship that is pedophilic both ways!

I’ve got so much more to say on this, but I’m tired and I truly could care less.

all in all; if you don’t like the ship, don’t interact with content about it. If you like the ship, don’t interact with content bashing it. It is a VERY controversial ship, and while I say “whatever floats your boat”, that does not mean shove your opinion in other peoples faces.

everyone needs to grow up, and everyone needs to understand that this is what we got, and this is what we’ll continue to get. Do or don’t read the fanfics (there are so many) that endorse and give SO much more attention to these two (five x Lila), and leave it be!

sorry about all this! I’m just so tired of seeing this sh*t everywhere, there are so many more pressing matters in this seasons writing, timing, spacing, and overall execution! Cmon guys, leave the ship thing alone and focus on how they just said “your trauma and everything you’ve endured to get to where you are means nothing. You have to die for the world to be a good place. You are the thing that is wrong. The world never has and never will need you.” cause WHAT THE HECK

the fuck was bro thinking?

I DONT WANNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT OKAY!!????

Are lila and diego gonna lose their kid???

I genuinely cant imagine another scenario where five and lila would hug like this ?????

in honor of me caving in and downloading tumblr , here are hargreeves siblings headcanons + lila because im in love with them

edit: just realized how crunchy the luther picture is i apologize

Idk whether to complete the first chapter of that fanf fic, like I'm motivated to do but I'm not really sure to complete the first chapter or not or how to do the format I put it in so far because I'm trying to do it like a log or maybe news report for a few chapters then cut to morden days and then add basically redo the seasons (they aren't going really change but still kind of just sorta upgrade upon the ideas) and I not really sure whether to add the oc I made just replace the shitty romance plot for the last season and but luckily kinda can't wait for that till last to build upon that

Honestly it's just me second guessing myself " should I do this or should I do that" "am I sure people would like that"

The thing I'm sure on is adding Mr pennycrumb and also adding Lila & Diego's kids and Allison's kid but with kids idk what point to add them but I know that Mr pennycrumb would appear bit later (well the kids would appear later (except claire but she'll just be mentioned mostly not physically there)

Omg please make that, that's so funny and kinda what I've been thinking(not making it into a meme bit) like the tf didn't you guys have beef with each other?

Is it me but I find that five/Lila extremely creepy and also it's creepy both in the show and outside of the show with the actors.

Lila saw five when 13-19 and if ignored the 54-72 age mentality and that is extremely fucking creepy that she developed feelings for him, she saw him grow up and go through second puberty and it's not helping she only liked him as an escape from her life like that and 7 years... Nah best they stayed completely platonic

And also surprisingly this kinda applies to the actors and ritu watch aidan grow during the show up to freshly 18 /20 and the fucking creep decided that as soon as aidan turned 18 make him kiss someone who much older than him (not being rude to ritu , she was as much as a victim as aidan) and that they weren't properly trained to do this not even having intimacy director to properly do it and my god that is making me cringe so fucking hard and that ritu was 35 so there was a 17-15 age gap in the ages aidan to ritu

And what doesn't help is that most of all the actors were uncomfortable with it especially with ritu and aidan and you can literally tell by their body language and their facial expressions it just so disappointing and the fact before s4 dropped or was kinda in the making, ritu thought when they told the part that five and Lila kiss was a fucking joke..... This right here and I wish actors could actually talk about things that they don't like openly in a script , I don't mean out right hate bombing it and going on 4k rant about how much they hate the script but giving it constructive criticism to a degree and they probably have told family and or friends how much that they hated it

And tbh this kinda thing stops me from watching the wholel show just because how I actively repulsed by it and it kinda makes me sad (Tʖ̯T) that creep thought that was a great idea and "let's make our underage actor kiss someone much older than him , oh wait he can't kiss her yet because he is sooo young.. I'll wait till he hits freshly 18 and then I can do this ᕙ(*•̀ᗜ•́*)ᕗ".... The fuck and maybe he did think this and maybe not and this just parody of that this was planned s3?... And I did get some info that he was 17 at the start of filming of s3, that would still be disgusting because then Aidan was still a minor and the fact they were planning this during that season

And I like to kinda make a correction but Aidan was 20 when it ended and when it started he was 19 but still fucking disturbing that when he auditioned for it, he was 13 .

And also sorry for the horrendous grammar mistakes I kinda did type this in kind of anger but mostly to express my opinion of the infamous disaster of a s4 and yes I'm still stuck on s1 and probably no will I watch the other ones and definitely fucking not will I watch s4 and that kiss scene alone makes me want crawl back into my skin and scratch my skin (not exaggerating that's how I feel when I cringe at something) and my god it's bad so yeah I will be staying far fuck away from that dumpster fire of a season and also pretty sure it's just drama for the sake of drama

Is it me but I find that five/Lila extremely creepy and also it's creepy both in the show and outside of the show with the actors.

Lila saw five when 13-19 and if ignored the 54-72 age mentality and that is extremely fucking creepy that she developed feelings for him, she saw him grow up and go through second puberty and it's not helping she only liked him as an escape from her life like that and 7 years... Nah best they stayed completely platonic

And also surprisingly this kinda applies to the actors and ritu watch aidan grow during the show up to freshly 18 /20 and the fucking creep decided that as soon as aidan turned 18 make him kiss someone who much older than him (not being rude to ritu , she was as much as a victim as aidan) and that they weren't properly trained to do this not even having intimacy director to properly do it and my god that is making me cringe so fucking hard and that ritu was 35 so there was a 17-15 age gap in the ages aidan to ritu

And what doesn't help is that most of all the actors were uncomfortable with it especially with ritu and aidan and you can literally tell by their body language and their facial expressions it just so disappointing and the fact before s4 dropped or was kinda in the making, ritu thought when they told the part that five and Lila kiss was a fucking joke..... This right here and I wish actors could actually talk about things that they don't like openly in a script , I don't mean out right hate bombing it and going on 4k rant about how much they hate the script but giving it constructive criticism to a degree and they probably have told family and or friends how much that they hated it

Is it me but I find that five/Lila extremely creepy and also it's creepy both in the show and outside of the show with the actors.

Lila saw five when 13-19 and if ignored the 54-72 age mentality and that is extremely fucking creepy that she developed feelings for him, she saw him grow up and go through second puberty and it's not helping she only liked him as an escape from her life like that and 7 years... Nah best they stayed completely platonic

And also surprisingly this kinda applies to the actors and ritu watch aidan grow during the show up to freshly 18 /20 and the fucking creep decided that as soon as aidan turned 18 make him kiss someone who much older than him (not being rude to ritu , she was as much as a victim as aidan) and that they weren't properly trained to do this not even having intimacy director to properly do it and my god that is making me cringe so fucking hard and that ritu was 35 so there was a 17-15 age gap in the ages aidan to ritu

And what doesn't help is that most of all the actors were uncomfortable with it especially with ritu and aidan and you can literally tell by their body language and their facial expressions it just so disappointing and the fact before s4 dropped or was kinda in the making, ritu thought when they told the part that five and Lila kiss was a fucking joke..... This right here and I wish actors could actually talk about things that they don't like openly in a script , I don't mean out right hate bombing it and going on 4k rant about how much they hate the script but giving it constructive criticism to a degree and they probably have told family and or friends how much that they hated it

okay maybe I’m biased, but did it bother anyone else how literally none of the characters acknowledge that Harlan /is/ like family to Viktor? When they’re deciding whether or not to give him to the Sparrows it’s always “Harlan saved our lives” or “Viktor owes Harlan for giving him powers”. Not “Viktor partly raised him” or “Harlan is like a son to Viktor”. Family is soooo important but Harlan doesn’t get to count?

The Umbrella Academy S3 + Text Posts Part 1

I hate this show give me hte digeo and lila i know back, pleak this isnt them

I am upset at what theyre doing to my favourite couple :[ leave diego and lila alone :[

It’s so morally wrong to wait for Aidan to be an adult so he could kiss a co star he’s known since he was a very young teen!!!!! Like they wanted to write that kiss in since season 3 I think… imagine if the genders were reversed, gross 🤢

THE FIVE x LILA ROMANCE IS SO UNNECESSARY…. Five would never do that to his brother and Lila has pretty much known him since he was like in a teen body???? what the fuck is season 4

LILA and FIVE in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY: SEASON 3

@shana-rosee requested: tua s2 + every “daddy” reference

Everything Wrong With Umbrella Academy Season 4 (Characters)

The way it felt like someone who had never seen the show wrote this season????

The characters were AWFUL and were almost entirely new characters with all their previous character development forgotten.

Allison - Honestly, I don't like Allison (after watching THAT scene w Luther), so I really didn't care what happened with her this season. I think it does suck that she wasn't able to be happy with Ray, they were nice together. Also, no rumours? Her power was one of the most interesting out of the family.

Luther - People were commenting about how childish and positive he was being this season and how it was out of character from him being so serious. Honestly? I love silly Luther, he's such a breath of fresh air. I also like to believe that because Luther was assigned the leader of the family (being number 1 and all), he's able to enjoy himself without that pressure. Also, I also love to believe that Luther is using being positive and silly as a coping mechanism as to not be overwhelmed by the sadness of losing Sloane and also his current living situation. Giving him his gorilla body back was so unnecessary and makes no sense cause it wasn't the marigold that gave him the body.

Ben - He sucked. I hate that Sparrow Ben was the one that was dragged with them because it meant that we had to deal with him sulking and being angsty the whole time. Also, the character development we witnessed 1-2 just disappeared instantly cause of Sparrow Ben. Also, his friendship with Klaus was the best thing in the show and I hate that we never get to see that in season 3.

Klaus - I was actually so happy for him being sober, even if he wasn't living the best life because of his paranoia with death and germs. So it really sucked when that immediately went down the drain the second his body got the marigold.

Diego - He deserved better. Yeah, his constant complaining about his "belly" (which wasn't even that big of a difference??) and wanting to go back to his old super spy life did affect his and Lila's marriage, but when he realised that he immediately accepted that he was at fault and was willing to improve their marriage to make Lila happy.

Lila - I liked Lila before season 4. I don't know what they were thinking honestly by changing her entire character. Yes, she and Five were stuck for 7 years together, but seriously? That plot added NOTHING to the story because in the end, Lila chose Diego and then they all DIED like 10 minutes later!!

Viktor - Honestly? Viktor didn't really stand out this season for me. Sure, he got kidnapped by Ian Hawk. I thought the idea of him trying to remove the marigold from Ben was a really cool idea but then it just didn't happen. I thought his interactions with Reginald were decent, since it's interesting to see how this Reginald thinks about Viktor compared to the original timeline Reginald.

Five - It's honestly kind of impressive how the writers were able to make the best character in the show the worst character by the end of it. They completely changed his whole character. First, his personality is duller than a door nail. He's so emotionless and so boring. Where's the excessive facial expressions and movements? Second, changing his motivations. For the past 3 seasons we have watched him with one goal in his mind; "Save the world and his siblings". So why would Five ever possibly consider both giving that up for Lila of all people. Third, giving Five a love interest was so useless and lazy. Why would he choose a girl over his siblings? Especially one literally MARRIED to his BROTHER. Fourth, him being all pouty and jealous over Lila choosing Diego (her husband and father of her kids - no shit she was gonna pick him over Five, literally have no idea why Five even thought he had a chance) to the point where he plans to just ditch his family in the middle of a big fight. Five, him fighting Diego in the middle of said big fight. THEN, Five just gives up??? Yeah, that's probably all he could do but seriously, this is Five we're talking about, the guy who survived in 45 years in the apocalypse to try and get back to his family and save the world. Do you really believe that he would just give up?

BONUS:

Jennifer - They could introduce a new character/love interest for Ben but they didn't do the same for Five so they just gave him the only other woman who wasn't his sister???? LAZY. Also, the amount of plot holes with Jennifer's character makes me queasy.

no like wtf did they do??? I thought I was the only one who felt off about it

S4 of The Umbrella Academy is one of the biggest disappointments for me in the history of all tv shows. How can one season with only 6 episodes ruin an amazing show and its characters so much?😭