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imagine if james was red-green colourblind. i just KNOW he wore regulus’ uniform TOO MANY TIMES to breakfast
and regulus would just watch him pick up the wrong tie for example, the possessive bitch
fundamental differences between wolfstar and jegulus/starchaser:
sirius goes on his tiptoes to kiss remus
regulus grabs james’ collar and pulls him down to his level to kiss him
‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact
AHH MORE JEGULUS PICREW
Here me out, fic idea:
Regulus, Remus and Pandora are all theatre kids, Pandora and Regulus were already besties previously, all three audition for a play (Hamilton obviously). They all get accepted, who plays which character? Regulus-Hamilton, Pandora-Eliza, Remus- Burr. Anyway so they all become besties because like they're all in the play together so they're in close proximity and all three have major rolls. When the time comes to perform the play Sirius who hasn't seen his brother in years and is just there to support Remus is forced to sit there for like three hours and watch his brother that he abandoned absolutely slay at being Hamilton, James is just like watching in awe because he has never met Regulus and Sirius doesn't tell him it's his brother so he's just drooling over Regulus the entire time. Lily, who went to support her bestie Remus, is drooling over Pandora because we love pandalily. Barty and Evan are just at the back of the audience cheering on Regulus and Pandora (they end up getting kicked out for being too disruptive). I haven't really thought any further about this tbh, maybe I'll continue it on eventually.
Headcannon that James never paid much attention to Regulus but then one day James just sees Regulus smoking and sees a small a small glint of light flash on his tongue and suddenly James is mentally on his knees for Regulus because he has a tongue piercing and looks so fucking hot while smoking
I have not been able to stop thinking about Jegulus and Pandalily co-parenting Harry and Luna.
Regulus and Pandora knew they were gay but were forced into an arranged marriage by their parents and ran away either a little before or a little after Luna was born.
Jilly are highschool sweethearts who got married right out of school, only to realise after Harry is born that they love each other but aren't in love with each other (if that makes sense).
Both couples break up but stay best friends of course.
Then Pandalily and Jegulus get together.
Luna and Harry grow up as siblings with two mums and two dads.
James is 'Dad', Lily is 'Mum', Regulus is 'Papa' and Pandora is 'Mama'.
They all live in a house together as a family. Happy ending.
(bonus: Sirius and Remus raising Teddy alongside them. One big happy family)
on the other hand
"James, your fever is 102 get in bed or your gonna DIE"
"reggieeeee, i sneezed like ONCE"
james and regulus are both the worst kind of sick people, and yeah i will explain it.
when james is sick, he will not rest. he will insist that he’s fine, all the while he can’t see straight and is on the verge of passing out. he will suffer through quidditch and school with a fever of 100+ without complaint. that boy refuses to be sick, even when he obviously is.
regulus, on the other hand, would complain left and right. complain about everything and nothing. he would shamelessly guilt trip people into doing everything for him. regulus being sick would be hilarious and wildly entertaining because somehow his lack of filter lacks even more of its filter and he just says anything.
james to regulus
(desi james, french regulus)
regulus cannot stand how much spice james' cooking has, but over time, he begins to love it (not that he tells james that though)
regulus introduces james to crossiants, and james can't pronounce it to save himself. it drives reg crazy.
james has banned reg from the kitchen. reg is a shit cook and james has found himself burning the food too often when he just stares at his boyfriend munching on a cookie or two.
regulus can't cook to save his life
he loves doing the dishes though
and since james hates doing the dishes or cleaning up after he cooks, that part is left to regulus
james cleans the dining table though
regulus bakes cakes often. do they come out well? 80% of the time, yes. but james eats it whether it is too sweet, too chocolatey or too burnt.
james loves gardening but cannot grow flowers.
regulus does that while james tends to the gardens.
regulus is the biggest advocate of organic food
james loves the taste of the roadside pani puri wala, which reg chastises him for because 'no, james, it might not be clean'
which was what started james' idea to run a chaat shop.
regulus has to stop james from adding too many ingredients when he makes french food, because 'no, james, you cannot andaza this shit out. there is a recipe for a fucking reason'
james' favourite french food is bouillabaisse
regulus loves paneer butter masala
or anything paneer, really
whenever regulus bakes a cake and frosts it, more frosting ends up on james' face than on the cake.
james has thrown a spatula at regulus too many times to count.
and while reg pretends like he hates that, he loves the way james' lips settle into a line the second before he throws the spatula.
but they love food
and each other
and nothing can ever stop them from finding themselves in a tangled mess after lunch, regulus' fingers slowly tracing the stubble along james' jaw and james muttering 'i love you, meri jaan' while peppering kisses all over reg's face and body
James "dogs are so weird, no matter how much you hurt them, they'll still love you" Potter vs Regulus "cats are so weird, they don't tell you what's wrong until it's too late" Black.
Drarry? Sure. But y'know what's better than Drarry? When it has Jegulus parallels.