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Lunatic Parade Reiji Sakamaki Sub-Scenarios – (Shu)

Place: ‘The fear’ confectionery kitchen / ザフィーア菓子店  厨房

Yui: Reiji-san? Why have we come to this kitchen so suddenly?

Reiji: Actually, when you were not here, I met with my familiar pastry chef.

I decided to cooperate with him in making the latest sweets.

Yui: Oh, I see….Hm?

Shu: Zz…..

Yui: Huh! Shu San?!!

Reiji: To sleep in such a place like this…No way! I want him to know the appropriate place for sleeping.

Yui: (No matter what kind of place this is, Shu San sleeps anywhere.)

(I think he stepped on the floor for sleep without realizing anything.)

Reiji: This person is a good for nothing. He is just a trouble.

I must have to train him here.

Shu: ….Do you know? I came here at first.

Reiji: It’s not a place for sleeping.

Shu: ……

*Gets closer to Shu*

Reiji: Hey! Are you listening to me?

Shu: Zz—…..

Reiji: I think he never gets bored of doing such things. I hope it will help at least—

Hm?

Yui: What’s wrong?

Reiji: Nothing at all. I was thinking about something. There is a way that I can use this “Good-For-Nothing.”

Yui: Huh?

*After some times*

Reiji: It’s fine to sleep but please sleep here. If you sleep there, then it will be an obstacle for people.

Shu: …….

Reiji: It can’t be helped. Please, lend me a hand to roll this person.

(Here, roll means by moving a sleeping person by rolling. Click here— roll )

Yui: Oh-Yes!

Reiji: I will start right away—one, two— and go!

*Sounds of Movement*

*Shu moved*

Reiji: Fu~ We were able to move him pretty well.

Shu: Hm?…What did you do? I can sense something weird in my back.

Reiji: This is pickle. Don’t worry because it’s in the bag, so you won’t get dirty.

Shu: Why pickle?

Reiji: My familiar pastry chef of this shop asked me to make it.

Since, I will make sweets using pickled fruits, so I want you to cooperate.

Yui: (So, Reiji San will also cook pickles.)

Shu: These are so disgusting…..

Reiji: It’s inexcusable. Before that, when I served it on the dinner table, you were eating those, which looked like they were so tasty.

Shu: What…..?

Reiji: It was Karin Sugarcane, I think.

I checked the sugar cane and tried to take those out, but…

Shu: Sweet stuff which was thinly sliced?

Reiji: That’s right. You have eaten all of it without letting anyone notice.

Shu: Those were pickles….?

Reiji: If I tell this to the pastry chef, he will definitely ask you to cooperate.

By the way, you there, in exchange for pickles, you helped me, right? I will also manage this “Dead-beat” to cooperate me.

Shu: You are irritated as always.

But…it’s very troublesome to move, so….is it fine like this…

Zz….

Yui: (I didn’t even imagine that we will use Shu san as a pickle stone. [1]

 [1] 漬け物石 is a stone which is placed on the pickle container for making pickles.

I always shite on the abusive and toxic behaviour of the sakamaki brothers and pretty much any of the vampires in diabolik lovers but I fear if they were women I would let them stab me.