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It’s 4am I’m bored and feeling feral so here’s a conversation I had with my friend the other day that haunts me

Hello doomed star trek yuri nation

Did y’all know this was canon? It’s true because I said so

More Danganronpa text posts

BNHA as text posts

Quick summary of their 0.5 relationship (original)

Me: Oh come on, man, why won't you let me do the stuff I need to do?

My brain: Ok fine, you can do whatever you want and stuff but like. Where did we last put our phone? Also remember that one time when [redacted]? Ah, and-

Me: No. No. No no no no, I need to do stuff, can you give me useful information?

My brain: Ohhh yep yep, lemme think.. hm. We made a list of things we had to do and stuff, forgot where we last put that as well.

Me: Okay thank you I'll look for that myself–

My brain: Wait we also forgot to water Jerry and Clea didn't we? We made a reminder of that on our phone. Therefore we should find our phone.

Me: No- fine- okay, I'll find the phone later, let me just find the list first.

Brain: Mmm yes, list list list list list, list list list, list, we need to find the list. The list, the list.

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain: Oh hey would you look at the time–

Me: nO I didn't even do a single thing!

Brain: –It's time to go out into another world! Daydreaming, baby! *disappears*

And that's when they ended up long gone, for at least an hour respectively.

2gether + text posts [insp.]

Still2gether Ep3 + text posts

Ep5 Ep4 Ep2 Ep1 Pt6 Pt7 Pt8 Pt9 Pt10 P11 P12

tsomd + textposts

Gojo babygirl you are very much a freak. can I give you a lil smooch please

Band of Brothers and text posts ya’ll

sorry for being a lover i want to be a hater but everything brings me joy

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

Code Names

Zuko: From now on, will be using code names.

Zuko: You can adress me as Eagle One.

Aang: *scoffs*

Zuko: Mai is “Been There Done That.”

Mai: *rolls eyes*

Zuko: Katara is “Currently Doing That.”

Katara: *face palms*

Zuko: Sokka is “If I Had To Pick A Guy”.

Sokka: What the he-

Zuko: Suki is “It Happened Once In a Dream”.

Suki: Excuse me?!

Zuko: And Toph is…

Zuko: Eagle Two

Toph: Oh, thank god.

The Only Thing Your Sign Does Well

Aries: destroy

Taurus: sex

Gemini: talk

Cancer: dream

Leo: cry

Virgo: ignore

Libra: sleep

Scorpio: fight

Sagittarius: hide

Capricorn: spend

Aquarius: deceive

Pisces: create

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

fave obscure demographic: kids raised Roman Catholic who aren’t Roman Catholic anymore but have an odd fascination with either true crime or lovecraftian horror

‘not all men’

you’re right, sonny carisi would never

There’s someone out there who every day lives with the secret knowledge that they are the author of My Immortal.

Ireland text posts

Seán: Don’t check that dark corner in your house.

Me, every five minutes with my phone flashlight: clak, clak, clak, click, click, click

Now if you all excuse me I'll be very busy petting penguins with Sigma and Ramattra thank you.

Listen i know this is a months old post but I just reminded me that I was playing a match where if you assist a friendly sombra with low health he goes "and I'll look out for YOU my friend!" AND IT MADE ME SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY MY HEART MELTED PLS WHY IS HE SO SWEET.

for the longest time i thoughts sigmas little “careful, doctor!” was like an elim line for moira where he was being kinda snarky or whatever, and i was like haha that’s funny and didn’t think much else of it because i only ever heard it in team fights so i never have time to process what’s going on around me when it happens but the other day i realized no, it’s actually for when a FRIENDLY moira is under attack and what i had assumed was a mocking tone is equally likely to be genuine concern and i

Thanks To Them text posts part 2 because I still have some more

Thanks To Them text posts part 1 because I have so many more