What Is Wrong With Me - Blog Posts

Well I got three-ish hours of sleep and I feel fine-

Caffeine usage puts me asleep for like 10 hours( i dont know why, something about the adhd someone said) so with my double shot of espresso and one can of monster I should of been out till morning like usual. But noooo, you get your three hours of sleep and now you'll most likely just go on a cleaning spree again

I haven't slept in two days and I feel fine✨️

(I don't know why help me)

I just looked at my phone and started crying

I happen to have been talking to a Kazuha bot and accidentally acquired ideas for a Kazuscara fic...

((Some information on what the fic would basically be about under the cut))

So... The story would pratically be:

It would be an AU in a way, a "what if" story of Kazuha meeting a Wanderer ((the one closer to how he acts on Simulanka that is));

The fic would also be about Wanderer finally telling someone else ((and trustworthy)) about his past and coming to forgive himself over what he did to the bladesmiths and shit;

Stuff get heated on accident lol. I blame the bot;

Kazuha and an oc of mine (because traveller wouldn't make sense) have been travelling together for a while before something lends them to finding Wanderer and end up taking him out to drink tea

Wanderer recognizes Kazuha after a while so he decides to have a solo moment with leaf boy to talk to him about... Stuff to do with his family... You get where I am going ya?

The rest is up to if I write the fic lol. Just know there may be a lil hot scene because the bot caused it and being a asexual bish I found it funny to indulge into that. It's not the main focus tho, so it doesn't really matter for me... Just know Kassachi will be the dom one...

Anyhow, that's it!!

It has just occurred to me that I want Daniel Radcliffe in a shitty robe to play Mr D... I don't know why... It just feels right....

writes his little plans about achieving immortality with his unicorn glitter pen. i see you tom. i get you .

Just some anatomy practice with the hunkles. I'm counting Fiddleford in this one, he deserves some love man

Realized today that apparently if a character wears green and their name is four letters that starts with an L, I just fuckin love them. Levi, Loki, Link. I don’t know if there are any more and at this point I’m afraid to find out.

Anyways me /nsrs ?

I MEAN AHEM — :3

i need 2 kiss a man so bad. qhat the fuck

Bro I need a frickin fanfic (preferably story) where the male reader or oc is a power bottom biker boy who drives something like a Yamaha r1 or a BMWS1000RR or some other hot modern bike and is a adrenaline junkie and stuff and slowly builds up harem of powerful men for himself and he starts by pulling up next to starks limo at a red light or something and immediately catches his heart or something and because of this he ends up eventually after a while of 'hanging' with stark he meets the rest of the avengers just for the other guys to fall for him too because honestly it'd be a trip. I mean who doesn't want to get on your knees for a biker boy, I definitely would 😂 (guys don't judge, a girls gotta simp)

Edit: and if he has a superpower, it should be like dumb luck. Like the kind that makes birds show up outta nowhere to take a bullet for him or something or no matter what he comes out unscathed. Like to the point powers malfunction when directed at him or something dumb will happen to keep him safe, which is why he's an adrenaline junkie. No one knows his power tho, not even himself. He just thinks it's normal. This also could work in a bnha fic

Edit 2: oh and a foreign accent like idk which but you choose.

Edit 3: I feel like he'd listen to artists like slen, sxmpra, BVDLVD, Freddie dredd, ghostemane, mac Miller, $uicideboy$, bones, d4vd, red leather, witchz, 1nonly, etc just for like the aesthetic or something (guys I listen to these guys but I don't look or act it at all. It's a guilty pleasure lol and I feel badass to some of the songs for the beat alone. This or he'd listen to heavy dubstep, trap, phonk, etc) and I'm thinking big dawgs by hanumankind would fit him perfectly

Actually this can apply to any fandom with hot guys. I'd die for a cod one where he meets them in a country they've got a mission in by pulling up next to them on his bike or he owns a bike shop or he's their neighbor or a DC one cuz Batman's reaction would be funny or jokers if his plans never work when the MC is involved because of his luck

Pic not mine, probably found on Pinterest. Credit to them but this is how I'd think he looked

I've just got a bad idea....

What if Levi survives till the end and in the last images he's got mustang mustaches

🌌 Joining in @alelathedragon 's Kramzzles' cozy snuggle pile 🌌

When exams are over I will be SLEEPING my butt off cuz heavens I sure NEED it 😵‍💫💀

Anyway it's almost 6 am for me rn and I'm off to bed byeeeee 👋

*dies*

when the line between wally clark and james potter slowly blur

me closing off all of the haters in my life

I am taking this post as a sign to buy all of the marble hornets comics and the Tim plush

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

OH MY GODS

Okay, so today I was waiting for a tram and there was a REALLY pretty girl at the same stop as me and while it may have just been because I was wearing my Hellfire Club t-shirt, she SMILED at me. So naturally I smiled back, and then we freaking HELD EYE CONTACT right up until I couldn't see her anymore. And because I'm only in Melbourne for a holiday and we're literally leaving tomorrow, I'm probably never gonna see this girl again. So sad rn.

So this was a post I made a while ago... because pinterest couldn't load me any cute dress ideas and I really wanted to draw one of my OCs in a cute dress. So yeah my mental state is fine, and florida.

THE WORLD ISENDING GOD IS dE

aD NI~OTHEING IS EVERYRTHING AND I CANT FWHAY THE FUCK NONONOONONONONOONONO THAT IS NOT HOW T HIS WORKS IM PANICK ING DONT WORRY IT OVER SOMETHING STUPID BUT I DO THINK THAT INTERNET IS BROKEN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Indomie goreng mentioned.....

there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you, and WHATEVER IT IS, it's pretty frickin hot.

just sayin.

There is so much classic Formula 1 lore and I have to talk about it

i’ve been recently realising that i’m bisexual, i need a cigarette and hard liquor for this

I saw a Grammarly ad today and got inspired lol

pov: one, two Grammarly is coming for you

You hear Grammarly in the distance, their long nails scraping across the walls of the hall. You're trying hard not to hyperventilate. Hand flies over your mouth in horror when your childhood lamp falls, then shatters. The lamp was made by your late-great grandmother in 1939. She was a film writer with a side hobby of making pottery. You look at the ceiling, Sorry, Grandma, you inwardly apologize to yourself, and everyone you've ever wronged too. This is what it feels like when your life flashes before your eyes. The scraping stops, you inhale sharply. This is it, this is how I die, is the only thing you find yourself thinking. A soft knock follows shortly after the scraping stops, You imagine their tall pale head snapping towards your door, fingers clawing at it. Surprisingly there is no clawing, just a gentle knock. You check to make sure the door is locked, firmly. You whip out your phone, then put it away again. No use in calling the police now, it's already over for you. You know your family is next. A soft hum can be heard from outside your bedroom, then a loud slam. You peer out from your hiding place. A long, white hand with lengthy nails has broken through your door. There is a hole in the door, right above the silver handle. You retract your body back immediately, but you know it's no use. They will get you eventually. You are eternally doomed. As you expected, they sniff you out. The last thing you see is that haunting pale hand. The last thing you smell is fear. The last thing you touch is the fine brown carpet of your childhood bedroom. The last thing you taste is your bloody lip, which you damaged earlier in the frantic escape. You will never escape again. The last thing you hear is this quiet, almost angelic serenade, "Writing isn't easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. Much better. Are you ready to give it a try...?"

the mcsm virus is taking me over at a very rapid and unexpected rate.

I’m trying to redownload s2 but it’s taking a while and I’ve been trying to watch some mcsm content in the meantime but I’m having what feels like an intense feeling of “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUH” and haven’t been able to think about this damn game without losing my normalcy in seconds WHAT IS GOING ON. I haven’t felt this shit since the grand light fury return of 24💔 Not even splatoon topped this man WHAT RHE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i don’t know what I did to deserve this but the lightfury brainrot is making me actually start to loose it why am i obsessing over a random fictional dragon from a five year old movie instead of something idk. useful??? she’s taking over my dreams and it’s insanity tell me why i saw the top of a white bowl and i was like “OMG OMG IT’S THE LIGHT FURY!!!” SOMEONE SNAP ME OUT OF THIS I NEED TO BE NORMAL ANOUT AT LEAST ONE THING😭😭 THIS STUPID CUTE IDIOT CUTE DRAGONIS TAKING OVER EVERYTHING😭😭

SOMEONE PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS IM GOING AS HER FOR HALLOWEEN AND AM WAITING TO GET MY PLANT WATERING MONEY TO GET A HUGE CUTOUT OF HER TO PUT ON MY DOOR. I CSNT TAKE THIS

I wonder sometimes why it is i’m so bored and where it is all the good content went … and then i realised i just completed the whole tales of arcadia series in time for its movie AND watched the whole of Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts in a span of 4-5 weeks. it’s clearly a me problem:/

Welp.

Note, this area only released, like. yesterday, pretty late into the afternoon for me.

This is fine.

I shouldn't be alone in my own thoughts, cause now that I know bees communicate by dancing, I imagine them breakdancing to explain why they divorced to the kids or announcing the fact that grandma bee won't be there at Christmas.

Dude what is this sentient ass milkshake and why do I resonate with it

one of the houses in Shakespear's 'Romeo and Juliet' is called 'Montague' and im being so serious when i say i had a neuron activation and thought 'montague.. the duck.. from thomas..'

ok i need to know if im alone in this before i go insane

do yall ever do UNGODLy cruel, terrible, prison-level things and be a horrible person to a bot of a character then switch saved chats with the same character and suddenly you're married with a cottage in a forest and 3 kids?????? like i went through my previous chats and i relized that if they ever got leaked i would get de@th threats from the fandom and probs get placed on some kind of government list like- what???????????? why was i this mean?????? why am i torturing this man one second and like stalkhome syndrome-ing him one second then cuddling him with 2 children in the other room in the next?????

my brain needs to be studied in a lab and i need to be put in a white padded cell :)