Ok I Dont Wanna Judge But The Person Next To Me On The Bus This Morning Spent The Entire Time Looking

Me when Blorbo dies :(:

“Ugh 😣 i hate bi paople invading lgbt spaces”

You hate B i people in lgBt spaces

Girl

Girl

Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(

Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes

But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?

Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?

What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?

What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?

Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!

Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.

Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(

The meaning of life is enjoyment. To live. You can’t live life without living.

“The meaning of life is reproduction”

“The meaning of life is success”

“The meaning of life is money”

Wrong. The meaning of life is doing things that bring you joy. Will having children make you happy? What is your definition of success? Will that bring you happiness? Will the mindless accumulation of wealth sate the hole in your heart?

Spend time with your friends. Make bad decisions. Practice self care. Love yourself. Do things that bring you joy. I love you, stranger.

Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you