When You Run Out Of Drama To Make In Your Life You Gotta Start Ant Drama

shower thoughts

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential size sheets in England

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

dead

omg

Wikipedia: “Many citizens of North Korea may be unaware of the existence of the Internet.” - If they ever found the internet today, it would literally be like time traveling from the 80s and coming to 2017.

People who use shit like this can not be trusted

i just fucking woke up to 50 messages on skype what the graviton fuck

Your friend doesn't know how to school

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

😭

This is too real…

I believe

I am on my third Additional Disaster

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page