“Oh We Need More Male S/A Victim Rep!” You Guys Can’t Even Handle Odysseus Without Insisting That

Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

cleaned up n inked

the kid he never got to raise

idk if this has ever been said but I've been rewatching epic animatics and I noticed in I Can't Help But Wonder he says:

"Usdd to say I'd make the storm clouds cry for you. Used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you"

And he DID

He caused so many storms by upsetting the gods trying to get home. He went to aeolus with and got a bag of captured wind to get home.

Michael and Helen spotted at good will

Someone should write something where it's the Greek heroes from the Iliad watching odysseus during the odyssey from the afterlife. like achilles and company just being like yea fuck that guy up man. u got that. or he's crying over missing penelope and telemachus and they just feel bad for him or smth.

could also be them all listening/watching the epic songs/animatics 🦭

(even tho a lot of them don't die it's a fun idea in theory)

epic musical theories!!

so if jorge told us the first 4 chants in no longer you are:

si-ren - song

scy-lla - throat

mu-tin-y

light-ning - bolt

then we can assume the next are also prophetic (which makes sense) and also 3 syllables

my guesses for atleast 1 or 2 of the other ones are

ca-lyp-so and i was gonna say ogygia but that's 4 syllables so idk that's all I got

team thanos halloween

close ups v

I just started the magnus archives and one of my favorite parts (as of mag23) is when Jon gets interrupted and breaks character from voice acting the statements

can you guys please specify when you’re talking about bridgerton in your posts bc i keep seeing posts like “penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry” and right up until the ‘colin’ im thinking you guys are talking about the odyssey and then i get disappointed bc i DO think odysseus would’ve cried if penelope lied about accepting one of her suitor’s proposal

Holy fuck I'm on mag 147 and why do they keep antagonizing jon bro he literally hasn't done anything worse than anyone else wtf are they on abt