ALSO… (black Widow Spoilers)

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

jack watching will & hannibal flirting over randall tier’s mutilated corpse like the freaks they are:

I relate to Lexi because I too know a lot of things because I read a lot and I too would let Fez, the most endearing drug dealer ever, gently and awkwardly seduce me

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

okay wait i want a genuine explanation about something. why are some people talking about how bucky never said anything about isiah... like wasn’t he under hydra’s control when he met him?? he might not have recovered that memory until recently. and even if he knew before... he wasn’t really in a place to tell the world anything until after the blip, bc he was a fugitive until that point. so, in the few months after the blip he’s obviously dealing w his PTSD and isiah or anything else from the past like that isn’t his first thought. like i seriously wanna know what people are talking about, i don’t get it. we’ve seen bucky be super ignorant in other ways, but idk how it applies here.

YES U GET IT!!

i think we should advertise menstrual products to trans men the way we advertise deodorant to cis men. i think that would be really funny.

I love that in Catching fire Katniss comes to the conclusion the other tributes are trying to keep Peeta alive because they must see how amazingly perfectly wonderful he is. When in actuality that’s just her having a crush and everyone else recognizing that if Peeta gets hurt Katniss will go fully feral and unhinged and probably try to kill everyone and then herself.

kaz: matthias will show you around

matthias: um, right this way is the exit

wylan: uh, guys? what does a pregnancy test look like?

jesper: thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

wylan: okay, so this is definitely a gun

post-crooked kingdom imagine

jesper and wylan: *mid makeout session*

kaz: hello

jesper: hey kaz

kaz: am i interrupting?

wylan: little bit, yeah

kaz: guess i should've called

wylan: yeah, maybe!

kaz: tonight's the night i usually go spying with inej downtown...

jesper: uh-huh...

kaz: but she's hunting slavers...

wylan: yes, we know

kaz: want me to leave?

jesper: *literally on top of wylan* you know, whatever

kaz: okay i guess i could hang for a little while