The Shadow Fan Club

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Ugh, I'm such an archetype

The other day I was thinking about all my fandoms and realized

i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

This could actually happen in the show and I don't know how to feel about it

SALAD FINGERS PLEASE?????

THE TITULAR CHARACTER from SALAD FINGERS got an abortion!

Is the hat man making you upset? Did you try telling him off like we said?

Sighh...