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Lunatic Parade Ruki Mukami Sub-Scenarios– (Kanato)

[Chapter 1]  [Chapter 2]  [Chapter 3]  [Chapter 4]  [Final]

Shu  Carla  Kanato  Kou  

Place: レーヌ•ド•アジの店 / Reine • Dō • Aji Store

Yui: Th- that music box is so adorable!

But my height can’t reach there…

Ruki: I’ll get that for you. They are of 3 different colors, which one you’ll choose?

Yui: Umm, pink one?

Ruki: Gotcha, wait a little.

*Gets that*

Here, bring out your hand.

Yui: Thank you!

Kanato: ………

Yui: Oh, Kanato kun. What’s wrong?

Kanato: Nope, nothing really.

Just thought that you should be a useless person since you can’t even get such a thing by yourself.

Yui: Eh…

Kanato: Unlike you, I can do that on my own.

Oh I see... that one is somehow cute.

Yui: That stuffed toy bird?

Kanato: Yes, the decoration of its head is so light and looks so cool.

Yui: But that’s in the toppest place, it’s impossible to reach there…

Kanato: I can, just watch it.

*Kanato tries to reach*

Kanato: kh...Ah, just a little bit…

Ruki: Oi, shall I lend a hand?

Kanato: No need! I can get that!

Ruki: I see.

Kanato: Don’t take it as fun. This much is...nothing for me kh…

If Ruki can do it, then why can’t I...gh

Ruki: ………

Yui: (Kanato kun, are you okay…)

Kanato: ...ngh! Why….why can’t I reach there...!?

Ruki: ….It can’t be helped.

...here *throws*

Kanato: Ah…! *catches*

Yui: Kanato kun, wonderful! Nice catch, it’s good right!

Kanato: Well, that was easy.

Ruki: Yup, that was incredible.

Kanato: ………

Well, it’s not that I don’t wanna thank you, but I won’t next time.

Ruki: Oh goodness, you’re not honest at all.

Kanato: Apart from that, I was able to get that by myself.

I wasn’t just serious this time, and that’s it….

Ruki: Alright, I will agree with you.

Kanato: ….gh! It’s enough already!

*Kanato goes away*

Ruki: Oh my, oh my, he’s really a child.

Yui: (He helped Kanato kun without getting him angry, as expected of Ruki kun.)

Lunatic Parade Ruki Mukami Sub-Scenarios– (Reiji)

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Shu  Carla  Kanato  Kou

Place: ‘The fear’ confectionery kitchen / ザフィーア菓子店  厨房

Ruki: Hey, excuse us but who’s working as the pastry chef here?

Yui: Ruki kun! Calm down a bit!

Ruki: Shut up. At least,  I must have to say a word for doing something like this.

Yui: (He got mad so suddenly while he was taking the meal…)

What happened actually?

Ruki: For serving the customers such a half-cooked thing proves that he sucks working in this restaurant!

Yui: Wait, what!?

(I am aware that he’d care about every single detail about the cooking since he’s a very expert chef but…)

However, entering the kitchen without permission is…

Ruki: Just shut your mouth.

Reiji: Oh? Ruki’s here huh.

Ruki: Sakamaki Reiji? Why are you here?

Reiji: The flavor was unsatisfying so I came here to give a complaint.

Ruki: What a strange situation. Because the taste was disgusting for me too.

Ruki: Oh goodness, then did you also eat that cheese cake by using the strawberry-sauce ?

Ruki: What do you mean? Orange flavor suits that.

Reiji: Nope, strawberry flavor is the obvious best match.

Ruki: The richness of the cheese gets more enchanted by adding the sourness with it.

Reiji: Oh, well then. Let’s have a match for deciding who is correct.

Ruki: As your wish. I’ll teach you that you’re wrong.

Yui: (Wh- what should I do…)

*After a while*

Yui: ...Hah.

(We managed to convince the people of the store to lend the kitchen…)

Reiji: I am done.

Ruki: Me too.

Reiji: Let’s hurry then. Mmn….

Ruki: Let’s see what you’ve got….mm

Reiji: 一 Pft, you have yet to go.

Ruki: You’re just forcing me to agree with you huh.

Reiji: Let’s cook another sweets then

Ruki: I agree. This time is my victory for sure.

Reiji: Lie...you should memorize the facts of my abilities.

*After a while*

Reiji: You’re so persistent too…! Just accept your defeat.

Ruki: You don’t know when to give up…! Just say that you lose.

Yui: (They have been just making sweets for a while but can’t decide the winner…)

Confectionary Clerk: E- err…

Ruki: What? We’re in the middle of the contest so don’t bother.

Reiji: You come here to ask why we had a complaint about the abiltiless pastry-chef? It will be a mistake if you tell us to get out.

Confectionary Clerk: It’s not that!

I have served the cakes that you cooked because I thought that it was originally made by the pastry-chef.

They absolutely liked that and...another customer ordered that…

Ruki: What?

Confectionery Clerk: So, I wanted to ask, can you make the sweets...

Reiji: Why will I have to do such…

Ruki: 一 Fine by me. If it has gone this far, then I’ll make it by a chance of our competition.

Confectionary Clerk: Th- thank you so much!

Ruki: You won’t have a problem, right? Sakamaki Reiji.

Reiji: ….Well, yes because I can’t be convinced that the match is over for this.

Ruki: This time I am gonna make sweets where you can’t have any objection anyways.

Yui: (I don’t quite get it but...they both are incredible…)

Lunatic Parade Ruki Mukami – (Final)

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Place: Mortstein Hotel • Guest Room / ホテル • モーントシュタイン客室

Ruki: Is there anything you forgot?

Yui: I checked properly so no.

(With this, it means we have to say farewell to demon world huuh…)

(All of these ended just in a blink of eyes…)

(...We had to face many tough situations though)

*Knock*

Mornstein Hotel Manager: Excuse me. Are the customers inside?

Yui: (...? Some person from the hotel? But why….)

Ruki: ….Yes. Is there any business with us?

*Door opens*

Manager: Actually, a present has arrived for you in our reception desk, and I am here to hand it over. Here you go…

Ruki: ...A present? But from who...kh...this is….

Manager: Well then, I will be off….

Yui: ...What happened? Ruki kun?

Ruki: Looks like the shoemaker has sent a present for you.

Yui: Eh…! From Mr. shoemaker….?

Ruki: You can open it.

Yui: (...What it could be…)

*Opens*

Yui: gh...waah…!

(So pretty shoes….!)

Ruki: ….So good right. Looks like the shoes of a princess in parable.

Yui: Yeah, really…

(For making such beautiful shoes means he’s really cool after all…)

Ruki: More than that, that shoemaker really creates so stylish products…

...I think it goes well with you.

Yui: Fufu, I wonder….

Ruki: It’s very pretty so what about trying it out?

It’s unfortunate that the gorgeous parade has already ended.

Yui: Yes...then I’ll wear it.

Ruki: Lend it, I will put you these shoes on.

Yui: Eh? But…

Ruki: Just give it.

*Ruki gets closer + Takes the shoes*

Yui: Ah…

Ruki: ...Alright then.

Yui: Ru- Ruki kun…?

(He just kneeled down and…)

Ruki: If you are a princess then let me imitate the samurai who always protects the princess.

Yui: Eh…

Ruki: ...Come, hold up your leg.

But...that’s right. Before wearing shoes to someone, a samurai would do this at first…

*Fades to CG*

Ruki: nh…*kiss*

Yui: kh…!

Yui: (H- he’s doing this on my toes…!)

(Talking about Ruki kun, what is he….!)

*CG changes*

Ruki: ...What’s wrong? You’re making such a red face.

Yui: B- because…!

(He did such a thing…!)

Ruki: Come on, put on these shoes.

Yui: Y- yes…

(Ah, perfectly…)

Yui: (It’s sparkling, looks like it’s really the shoes of a princess…)

Ruki: Hmph, it really suits well just like I imagined.

To me, you are the most precious existence than anyone or anything.

I am not really a samurai or something but, the fact that I’ll always protect you will never change. 

This is why, I always want you to be by my side….Won’t you refuse it?

Yui: ...Of course not.

(Let’s always be together from now on, Ruki kun…)

一 The end of Ruki’s LP

Lunatic Parade Ruki Mukami Sub-Scenarios – (Carla)

Happy New Year 2021!

Are you expecting to be 2021 as same as 2020? Me neither ♡ Idk u love Carla or not but I love him sm so, I finished the last translation of this year with my precious boy.  (★^∀^★) Many of you were tagging me for this new year congrats but I didn’t reply as I was super busy. .I love everyone, thank you so much! 

[Chapter 1]  [Chapter 2]  [Chapter 3]  [Chapter 4]  [Final]

[Shu]  [Kanato]  [Carla]  [Kou]

一

Place: Saint Honore Park, Street

Carla: Shin…! It was said today, so I can’t be silent anymore…

Yui: (Hm? It’s Carla san…)

Carla: Oi woman. There’s something I want to ask you. Did you see Shin anywhere?

Yui: Shin kun? No, I did see him…

Ruki: If the eldest son doesn’t know the second son’s location, then there’s no way we know.

Carla: If you find him then tell me right away…

No, I was wrong...Start searching him at once and then bring him here.

Yui: (kh...Could it be that he’s mad about Shin kun…?)

Ruki: ...Did something happen?

Carla: He wasn’t anywhere. Shin...my younger brother had made a terrible mistake…

I must have to find Shin or…!

Yui: (S- such…!)

(What the heck could it be that he made that mistake…?)

Ruki: ...Oi, Carla Tsukinami. By the way…

You’re holding a very dangerous thing.

Carla: Hmph, you’re talking about this…?

*Takes out the sword*

Yui: (Ngh...sword…!? Don’t tell me he’s gonna hurt Shin using)

Ruki: The length of the blade is extreme...oh...I see. This is…

Yui: (Ruki kun…?)

Carla: Hmph, today was the most use of this sword…

My younger brother has chopped useless things, as a result, it’s sharpness is gone now!

This dull blade is an absolute worthless thing now…

Ruki: Fuh, I see. I understand your aim now….

I wonder what will happen if I just put my arms skills in it.

Carla: ...You? Hmph, sounds interesting. Then you can try it…

Ruki: Then, hand me that sword.

Carla: Fu, as you wished…

*Takes the sword*

Yui: (What are they doing…!?)

Carla: ...Let’s start on. Something for cutting….

*Sound*

Yui: (...Carla san just takes out a bag...this…)

Ruki: ...Hmph, as expected this thing huh. Leave it to me...kh!

*Cuts the bag*

Yui: (Inside the bag...raw hams…!?)

Ruki: Even if it's a dull knife but if you’re skilled with it, and apply the method of using an iffy knife then…! *cuts again*

Yui: Kyaa…!

*Cuts again*

Carla: kh…!

Yui: (Because of Ruki kun’s outstanding hand skills, the raw hams are very perfectly thinly sliced…!!)

*Gives back the knife*

Ruki: Hmph, so it’s how it works…

Carla: Fuh...So these vampires can...perform many things huh…

Ruki: It’s because I am used to cutting tools in the kitchen every single day…

Carla: Ruki Mukami, huh...You’re highlighted into a worthy man….

Yui: (He was able to convince Carla san...Ruki kun’s incredible…)

Lunatic Parade Ruki Mukami Sub-Scenarios – (Shu)

Happy New Year 2021!

Are you expecting to be 2021 as same as 2020? Me neither ♡ I hope this year will be way brighter and fun, much more this this dark year.  (★^∀^★) Many of you were tagging me for this new year congrats but I didn’t reply as I was super busy. I love everyone, thank you so much!

[Chapter 1]  [Chapter 2]  [Chapter 3]  [Chapter 4]  [Final]

[Carla]  [Kanato]  [Shu]  [Kou]

一

Place: ディアマンテ泉 / Diamante Fountain

Ruki: I thought this place should be quiet but...looks like it’s not.

Yui: There’s so many people out there.

Ruki: We can’t calm down in this place at all.

Yui: I think so...huh?

Shu: Zzz….Zzz…

Yui: Is that Shu san sleeping on that bench there…?

Ruki: Looks like so.

Good grief, that person sleeps no matter what kind of place it is.

Shu: Hm…? So you’re the one to make such noises huh…

Don’t disturb others' sleep. Hurry and go somewhere else.

Yui: So- sorry…

(We made him angry…)

Ruki: We’ve no choice. Oi, let’s move onto somewhere else.

Actually I’m having a little lack of sleep recently. If it goes well, i would like to take a nap.

Shu: Eh, you’re lacking sleep too? How unusual.

Ruki: Hmph, it’s not unusual or something. It’s a common everyday occurrence.

Kou starts playing music late at night saying it’s music and dance practice…

Yui: (Kou kun is an idol right)

Ruki: And Yuma…

He starts making noises from the early morning to drive away the crows coming to his vegetable garden.

And Azusa seems to be doing something night after night by himself…

Yui: (I see...this is why he’s lacking sleep…)

Shu: Hmm….

I thought that household is doing well but there seems to occur a lot of things.

Ruki: Well, it’s obvious to happen since we’re living together.

However, it’s the result of all their hard work as they are.

I can do that too if I rest a bit by closing my eyes.

Shu: Oh, I see.

But it’s still better compared to ours.

It’s because you’re doing as much as you can after all.

Kanato often becomes hysterical, Subaru keeps breaking things…

Other guys are always noisy…

Ruki: Certainly, considering the number of people, Sakamakis are more than Mukamis…

Nevertheless, those men (mukami)...haah...I become sick just by imagining…

Yui: (Ru- Ruki kun, you don’t have to say these directly…)

Shu: Hahh, you’re aware of  the fact don’t you... They're...not annoying…

Ruki: But the eldest son of Sakamaki…

But what’s your reason for still continuing living in that household?

Shu: ….Reason? I don’t have any….

Ruki: Pff...Really you don’t…?

Shu: Shut up...what do you want?

Ruki: Nothing really.

As an eldest son, it looks like you’re also having a hard time as your own style.

Anyways, let’s go.

*Holds her hand*

Yui: Ah, Ruki kun, wait…

*They walks away*

Shu: …….

Haah...what was wrong with that guy….bothersome...

一 END